vanity-and-profanity
vanity-and-profanity
Vanity and Profanity
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vanity-and-profanity · 2 days ago
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I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...
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vanity-and-profanity · 17 days ago
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Thinking about those egg tubes
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vanity-and-profanity · 20 days ago
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Instead of sleeping, I'm on the patio in the middle of the night with a flashlight in my hand, trying to find what's eating my fucking plants. Gardening is a war day and night against anything that crawls and tries to destroy the fruit of your many months of labor. We're in the trenches.
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vanity-and-profanity · 25 days ago
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I think Marshall Common Side Effects and Ursula Scavengers Reign would be biology besties
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vanity-and-profanity · 27 days ago
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Goodness, strawberries grown in your own garden taste so sweet and smell so unbelievably fragrant.
What a joy to be alive 🍓
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vanity-and-profanity · 28 days ago
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Late night garden snack
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vanity-and-profanity · 29 days ago
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vanity-and-profanity · 29 days ago
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Today's reason for hope is that MY MOM IS OFFICIALLY IN COMPLETE CANCER REMISSION
My mom was diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor in 2024. It's been... a harrowing fucking year. But she just had a big 7/8-months-post-surgical MRI, and it came back COMPLETELY CLEAR.
Her surgery was super successful, so we had thought/really, really hoped this would be the case. But it's an absolutely massive relief to see it confirmed.
No brain tumor!!!!! Or, as my mom entertainingly put it, "ALL GOOD!!!No mother-fucker!"
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vanity-and-profanity · 1 month ago
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I'm encountering problems with the measuring tape.
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vanity-and-profanity · 1 month ago
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同じ力で相殺し合いながらおもちゃを取り合ってるハスキー見て
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vanity-and-profanity · 2 months ago
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love this grape guy
he's gonna be real big and strong one day
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vanity-and-profanity · 2 months ago
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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically
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vanity-and-profanity · 2 months ago
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
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Whereas the reality is far more like
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vanity-and-profanity · 2 months ago
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Southern Swallowtail (Papilio alexanor), family Papilionidae, Corfu
photograph by Paul Elborn
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vanity-and-profanity · 2 months ago
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playing poker with my friend and he lays down a straight flush but it has two kings so i tell him that’s wrong but it’s pride month and the gay flush is allowed during this month
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vanity-and-profanity · 2 months ago
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June 2025: More First Week Of June
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The Red Menace in one of his favorite new murder holes behind the volunteer tomatoes:
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Thursday's harvest. It might seem meager but I can't remember us every having a summer squash produce a fruit this size this early in the growing season:
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vanity-and-profanity · 2 months ago
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by @beetlemoses
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