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Percy got one minotaur horn when he was twelve and another two when he was 15, he should ditch the sword and make a trident out of them. Imagine the flex
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Blitzø:

Also Bliztø: *immediately goes somewhere cold again to save his boyfriend*

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Idk why, even tho I know they can use magic, but it never hit me that they could turn into actual hellhounds x3
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I honestly think that “the gods are real, and they have kids, and those kids have ISSUES” is still the best description of the Riordanverse I’ve heard to-date.
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i’ve been thinking about riordanverse demigods and their mommy issues.
annabeth, piper, alex fierro: my mom is an absent goddess who’s kind of a bitch to me and my loved ones
jason, thalia, hazel: my mom was a messed up person when she was alive
nico, leo, frank, magnus chase: my mom died years ago but she was a wonderful person and i miss her every day
percy jackson and will solace: MY MOM 🤱 is my BEST 🤩 FRIEND 👯 she is so LOVELY 🥰 and KIND 💕 and COOL 😎 and i’m having DINNER 🍽️ WITH HER ON SATURDAY 🥳💫🤪
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"Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Shoot the target."
"No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother."
"We're ruining a family!"
"This may be out of turn..."
"But I feel like this one isn't worth the money."
"I don't think I wanna be part of this one, sir."
"Nah, fuck this. I'm going home."
"We've done this kind of t-t-thing before." "Just... not this one, Mils. Not today."
I love the character development on this imp, he's come so fucking far since s1 e1 and I love him for it.
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She was sitting by the phone WAITING. She knew that Stolas was going to call. She was waiting for him, even changed Blitz’ contact so she knew when he reached out. Look at the smile on her face, how excited she is that he finally called.
Stella when I FUCKING GET YOU
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Oh my god they’re going to be best friends one day aren’t they
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Can we just take a minute to comprehend that Blitz is eating hot rocks so he can cuddle his bf to warm him up for comfort?
heating pad lizard is canon wtf
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I am so fucking stupid. I literally just realised the reason Loona spent most of the episode stuffing her face was because she was indulging in Gluttony since it was Sinsmas. #facepalm
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so like. we know stolas likes singing. but he doesn't seem to think he's any good at it. unsurprising, considering stella seems to have made it her life's mission to destroy his self confidence in every aspect of his life.
he was also pretty reluctant to go up on stage and sing in front of a crowd at verosika's party...
and was incredibly flattered by the smallest compliment to his voice.
this was his reaction when vassago encouraged him to sing.
he did not expect anyone to want to hear him sing.
and he still decided this is how he has to go out. because he loves singing and he loves drama and he was convinced he was heading toward certain death. this giant theater nerd wanted to go out doing something he loved, even if no one else would appreciate it.
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i NEED one of those fanarts of a snap selfie w stolas captioned “i let him hit bc he was funny now i’m sacrificing myself for this mf 🙄”
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“Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days, that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the sailor and the traveler, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home.”
-Charles Dickens, The Pickwick papers, 1836.
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