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‘  my kink is getting some fuckin sleep.  ’ ‘  omg here goes your lil crybaby ass.  ’ ‘  the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up.  ’ ‘  don’t start buddy. don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right.  ’ ‘  not to vent, but: fuck.  ’ ‘  the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to.  ’ ‘  i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot.  ’ ‘  sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful.  ’ ‘  i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again.  ’ ‘  shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed.  ’ ‘  i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out.  ’ ‘  i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle.  ’ ‘  i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water.  ’ ‘  i don’t have enough black clothes.  ’ ‘  sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired.  ’ ‘  i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me.  ’ ‘  me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly.  ’ ‘  i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous.  ’ ‘  the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired.  ’ ‘  i always look sleep deprived. is that hot?  ’ ‘  just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough.  ’ ‘  my heart is a soft and sensitive mess.  ’ ‘  all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring.  ’ ‘  hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection.  ’ ‘  now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab.  ’ ‘  i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old.  ’ ‘  my new years resolution is to stop.  ’ ‘  i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way.  ’ ‘  i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened.  ’ ‘  i know i’m cute, but you can remind me.  ’ ‘  hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me????  ’ ‘  i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever.  ’ ‘  me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me.  ’ ‘  girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor?  ’ ‘  anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact.  ’ ‘  today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss.  ’ ‘  going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds.  ’ ‘  everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed.  ’ ‘  i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated.  ’ ‘  hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes?  ’ ‘  i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like  ’ ‘  i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible.  ’ ‘  remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED.  ’ ‘  why did we just accept catdog?  ’ ‘  my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong.  ’ ‘  you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.  ’ ‘  i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!  ’ ‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on.  ’ ‘  honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin.  ’ ‘  would an alien think i’m pretty?  ’ ‘  i love boys, but only as a concept.  ’ ‘  why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here????  ’ ‘  i identify as an inconvenience to the world.  ’ ‘  i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao  ’ ‘  dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap.  ’ ‘  i’m literally tired of myself.  ’ ‘  don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol  ’ ‘  what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword.  ’ ‘  i highly recommend never having feelings.  ’ ‘  self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens.  ’ ‘  staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling  ’ ‘  do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends?  ’ ‘  um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me?  ’ ‘  date a girl who fucks everything up.  ’ ‘  not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost.  ’ ‘  i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing.  ’ ‘  a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  you can start again anytime!  ’ ‘  all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past.  ’ ‘  i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much.  ’ ‘  you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep?  ’ ‘  i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway.  ’ ‘  tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again.  ’ ‘  first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down.  ’ ‘  i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life.  ’ ‘  i’m tired of things costing money.  ’ ‘  don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh?  ’ ‘  who cares? do better, move on.  ’ ‘  i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income.  ’ ‘  appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb.  ’ ‘  thnks fr th mntl llnss.  ’ ‘  what  hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive.  ’ ‘  i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here.  ’ ‘  binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant.  ’ ‘  i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell.  ’ ‘  this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes.  ’ ‘  i’m alive, but only ironically.  ’ ‘  there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me.  ’ ‘  do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo?  ’ ‘  lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat.  ’ ‘  my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’  ’ ‘  i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer!  ’ ‘  i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me?  ’ ‘  you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly.  ’ ‘  you son of a mumford!  ’ ‘  hi, i’m here to ruin everything.  ’ ‘  you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead.  ’ ‘  the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him.  ’ ‘  everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho   ’ ‘  no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men.  ’ ‘  i need $$$$$ not feelings.  ’ ‘  ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again.  ’ ‘  oops, i don’t care lol  ’ ‘  why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth.  ’ ‘  maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,  ’ ‘  i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering.  ’ ‘  concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content.  ’ ‘  i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half.  ’ ‘  pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars.  ’ ‘  life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho.  ’ ‘  i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over?  ’ ‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive.  ’ ‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself.  ’ ‘  whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong.  ’ ‘  new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter.  ’

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❝ IT’S NOT YOUR LACK OF TRUST that’s disconcerting. That’s understandable. ❞ Jess herself held a lot of trust issues, but in such times as this, certain things needed to be put aside in order to regain a sense of survival. The fact that Savannah clearly held a lot of resentment to the idea of being able to trust someone with her life, said a lot in itself. Not in a negative way, but it was sad. Something Jess could relate to. ❝ I’m not judging you. ❞ She corrects, still not fully looking at the woman though as she twirls the contents of her drink in hand. ❝ Sometimes we don’t have a choice but to trust those we don’t know. As scary as it is. But even if you were in danger, I would risk my life to help you. I can only hope you’d do the same for me. ❞

“I guess so. It’s just..odd. The thought of someone you have no idea about just..watching your back? You see and hear about it every here and there. but it’s also..WHY?” It was relieving to hear Jessica wasn't judging, though it was surprising to hear she’d risk her life for her. They didn’t know each other TOO well, but..they were at least acquaintances? Honestly, Vannah didn’t know how to label them, not that she cared much? Her lips formed a sweet smile, nodding to her lightly. That wasn’t the alcohol talking, though she’d had quite a bit to drink up to now. “Yeah..I’d do the same for you. And George. I knew him since college.” They couldn’t pair up, sure, but she’d still protect her good friend.

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TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. If Jess hadn’t already been preoccupied in taking a rather generous sip of her drink, she would have surely glared in Savannah’s direction with some perplexity regarding such a statement. After what’s already been threatened, there was obviously nothing good about their situation in meeting pirates who clearly held ill intentions against them all. ❝ Why aren’t you paired up with anyone? ❞

“‘Dunno anyone well enough who isn’t.” Vannah gave a shrug, swirling her wine glass in her hand a bit before taking another sip of the liquid inside. “‘Sides, who would anyway?I mean, especially with my outlook on this shit. Don’t say anything about that, I can already feel your judgement. Quinn gave me a similar lecture. I guess..it just..baffles me on how we’re supposed to just TRUST SOMEONE WE DON’T KNOW?”

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me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

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JESSICA ENTERED NOT FAR BEHIND the blonde, taking a seat a few stools away and ordering herself a bourbon. Probably not the best choice given the nature of what’s about to take place, she thinks - surely she’ll be needing a clear head - but her discipline was lacking. Savannah’s words catch her off-guard somewhat and almost on instinct does her reaction provide her with a dumbfounded expression. ❝ No. ❞ She states simply at first before taking hold of the drink that’s placed in front of her, almost surprised that there’s even a bartender still working. ❝ Fairies and unicorns are fictional. Pirates have been around for centuries. ❞

A tipsy giggle slipped from her lips, shoulders sloppily shrugging before she’d slump forward a bit. “Dunno..guess it’s just--t’good t’be true, y’know?” Savannah son hiccuped, lips pursing toward her before she looked out toward the door to the bar. The blonde gave a sigh, tilting her head. Something wasn’t right about all of this, the island was supposed to be ISOLATED was it? Or was that all just in her currently buzzed mind? How did the pirates even find the island? She’d never heard of it until reading the travel brochure.

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The letter never left Savannah’s pocket, going back over it once she found her place at the closest bar to her room. Pirates? A hurricane? So much for vacation. Savannah hardly knew anyone on the island; besides Jordan, George, and Jessica. Were any of them paired up? After all, she wouldn’t ally herself with just ANYONE. Though, she may have no choice. The blonde gave a sigh, glancing to the person moving beside her at the bar. “…Pirates. Aren’t they supposed to be FICTIONAL?”

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“No, it probably wouldn’t.  If they came in loaded to the teeth, it wouldn’t be funny at all.” He stated, “John Wayne Gacy killed kids as clowns and you don’t hear them laughin’.” The boy muttered, running his fingers through his hair, “Also, you have to pair off with whoever you can.  I have a boyfriend so I’ll be returning to him, I suggest you find someone who likes you enough to risk something for you…if there are pirates.”

She’d shrug some more, sipping the pink moscato in her glass with a sigh. “Well, I’m sorry for assuming. Hard to say if anyone does, though. I haven’t talked to..mostly anyone. My college bestie’s got a girlfriend so there goes my only guarantee there.” Lips pursed slightly, tapping the rim of her glass once it was set down on the counter. “Even then..I’d probably be alright on my own. I took self defense classes and I know some MMA.” Though, Vannah knew it probably wouldn’t be enough. “The whole pairing with a stranger thing just seems EXCESSIVE.”

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“Fuckin’ Christ.  Piracy happens all the fuckin’ time.  They’re still around and an ever-present threat.  There have been cases of piracy all fuckin’ year.  I have mates all around and some of them have been captured and were physically on ships when they were attacked.  You really that thick to think pirates aren’t fuckin’ out there?  All I’m sayin’ is that I doubt they’re on the fuckin’ island.  I’m not sayin’ I doubt they’re out there an’ they’d be in fuckin’ normal clothing like the rest of us, SAVANNAH.”

Savannah thanked the bartender with a tip and wink, before sipping the liquid in her glass. “I’m sorry to hear that. But hey, you’re right on that..pirates on the island seems VERY FAR FETCHED.” She’d shrug her shoulders slightly, before shaking her head. “I mean like--the eye patches and shit from kids’ costumes Let’s be honest, that’d be HILARIOUS.” So he did listen when she introduced herself. Interesting. “I don’t get why we have to pair off with strangers, though. I mean--no one’s going to risk their neck for anyone they don’t know.”

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If there was one type of person Quinn hated the most it was a model.  He knew they were a necessary evil, but he never found one he liked and tried not to fuck any of them.  Quirking a brow the boy shook his head, “Sayin’ pirates aren’t real is like goin’ into the fuckin’ Amazon and sayin’ Jaguars are a fuckin’ myth.  However, I don’t fuckin’ think pirates are on the fuckin’ island.  That’s all.”

NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. Savannah kept that to herself, shoulders shrugging. “I’m only saying-you wouldn’t really think they were still..around, you know? But hey, I was proven wrong.” She gave a little chuckle, ordering herself a glass of wine. “They at least got the hurricane part, right. But whatever’s making them cry WOLF must be some pretty bad news, right?” She paused for a moment, before raising a brow. “..You think the pirates would have the stereotypical attire?”

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Lighting a cigarette Quinn looked out the window, running his fingers through his hair as he looked at the falling rain.  Glancing down at the note the boy chuckled, shaking his head, “ If only we were amongst friends… or sane persons!” He gasped, clutching the letter to his chest, “C’mon, this is a load of bullshit.  Fuckin’ pirates?  Give me a fuckin’ break, mate.  I mean, if you want an excuse to strip and get down to our underwear like in Rocky Horror I don’t need a hurricane as an excuse.”

“Now THAT is a photoshoot that I would be dying to do.” Savannah joined the male with a grin, gesturing to the spot beside him in permission to join him. “But no, I totally agree with you. A hurricane is one thing, but PIRATES? They’re not even supposed to be real. Granted, I do know how to fight--I’m more than a pretty face.” Pink lips formed a grin, a hand moving blonde locks over her shoulder. “I’m Savannah, by the way; Savannah Jameson. You can just call me ‘Vannah’ if you’d like.”

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The letter never left Savannah’s pocket, going back over it once she found her place at the closest bar to her room. Pirates? A hurricane? So much for vacation. Savannah hardly knew anyone on the island; besides Jordan, George, and Jessica. Were any of them paired up? After all, she wouldn’t ally herself with just ANYONE. Though, she may have no choice. The blonde gave a sigh, glancing to the person moving beside her at the bar. “...Pirates. Aren’t they supposed to be FICTIONAL?”

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immortuosbulla:

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[📲 • sms ] —— You did. Just assuming you go for the change of pace though, and all that.

[📲 • sms ] —— Which you just confirmed, so…

{Text};; Pretty much, though. {Text};; Though ironically, I haven’t even been to the pools much yet..too crowded.

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immortuosbulla:

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[📲 • sms ] —— The water here is beautiful, but pools are usually cleaner anyway.

[📲 • sms ] —— Plus, you don’t have to deal with sand.

{Text};; I mean yeah.but like I said, I grew up around a beach. {Text};; I suppose that’s why I tend to want to go to a pool more often.

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“ can’t cover yourself if there aren’t any pillows.” george smiled wickedly, arm circling around her waist. confession about it being HIM that savannah was thinking about when pleasuring herself, resulted in a low whistle. “ I think you can already feel, what my reaction to that would be.” 

Head tilted as she moved in his lap, soon feeling that same REACTION that he did through her thin shorts. Savannah gave a smirk, before moving against him with a purr. “Mmnnn..did I do that to you?~”  She gave a little chuckle, moving closer. “I suppose we should probably do something about it.”

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[📲 • sms ] —— You personally prefer it to the beach, I’m guessing?

{Text};;I lived in a small town near the beach in Maryland {Text};; So I guess in a way, I do.

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immortuosbulla:

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That first response had been meant sarcastically… perhaps that was hard to convey through text?

[📲 • sms ] —— You’re suggesting I spend the whole day at the bar?

Maybe she didn’t word herself right. Though, Vannah giggled, soon typing back.

{Text};; Well..maybe not the bar?? {Text};;But a pool for sure!

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    ❝ now who would i be to turn down a offer like that? ❞ dark hues glint with want as his gaze flickers down to her lips, hands at her waist pulling her in as close as the barrier of the pool edge would allow.  ❝ hmm, a model. now that i can get behind. ❞ with that he closed the distance between them, lips finding hers in a kiss.

“I don’t know? Though I’m glad you’re up for it.” She gave a purr as he pulled her in, moving her hips against him teasingly as they kissed. A moan escaped against his mouth, moving down harder on him with a SLIGHT rotation i her waistline. “Then what are we waiting for? I have a lot to go through.”