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dont know if anyone have posted this here or not but if i have to see it then ... source from twitter

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Autumn is here, folks, and your local Iowan is here to remind you of the basic principles of Corn Maze Safety:

Make sure you go with a partner! You don’t want to be alone and lost in the maze!

Take a map! You may want to try navigate on your own, but it’s best to keep a guide handy in case you lose your way!

Bring a water bottle with a sealed top! It will keep you hydrated, and the closed top will stop any water from spilling on the thirsty corn. Remember, thirsty corn is docile corn!

Wear long sleeves! Although dead leaves aren’t quite as sharp as green leaves, they can still cut you. And they will, if you give them the chance.

If a stalk does draw blood, spill some water from your bottle on the ground near its roots and move on. Hopefully, the water will quench its thirst long enough for you to escape.

Be careful what you eat before you go into the maze! Avoid cornstarch, corn syrup, and all corn products. The corn can smell itself in your blood.

Remember, scarecrows are there for YOUR protection. As long as the corn thinks you’re with others, it won’t make any sudden moves.

If you see a scarecrow wave, wave back. It gets lonely, and you will too if you’re not kind.

If you are alone in a cornfield, pretend you’re talking to a friend! The plants have ears, but no eyes, and they are easily fooled. Get out before they catch wise!

The breeze is lying to you; don’t listen to it. It cannot lead you home.

If you’re lost, look to the sun for directions, not the shadows. The shadows like to watch you struggle.

Never, ever walk off the provided paths! The paths are safe routes carefully created by the farmer. If you leave the path, you may never see it again.

Keep an eye on the time while wandering! You don’t want to be in a cornfield after dark. You really don’t.

In a pinch, many people try praying to the Harvest God for assistance. This is often a poor choice; you’re just as likely to be harvested as you are to be helped.

If you see a single green corn stalk among the brown, turn around. You don’t want to know how it keeps itself warm in the cold.

Remember, Corn Mazes can be fun autumnal activities if you’re careful! Just follow these simple rules and you’ll almost certainly make it home.

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ULTIMATE DIRK STRIDER

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[PESTERQUEST MASTERPOST]

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weapons that don’t exist in minecraft but could! (the four swords are obsidian, emerald, copper and amethyst)

this took so long why did i draw so many

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@strickenwithclairvoyance

Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story) canonically kins Buzz Lightyear from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command!

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when the dolphin historians start to unearth ancient media they find my animation and they just stop researching bc they decide the human race isn't an intelligent enough lifeform to deserve any historical documentation

Idk how much say the original writer of comics have in animated adaptations but I keep thinking about how ridiculously controlling I would be if I were in that position.

Like imagine they send me the episode to review before it airs and I'm like ummm ok so it's not that bad like you did better than last time but I have a lot of complaints . at twelve minutes and 10 seconds there's a frame of Adayre that looks really unflattering and she's supposed to be like REALLY pretty so I think you should redraw it and the inflection our voice actor used when he had Darius tell Vanessa she did a good job sounded a little sarcastic and it's not supposed to be sarcastic like you do realize they get married later right

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eventually as global warming gets worse the whole lower terrain floods and I'm one of the only survivors because I'm so high up in the mountains but by then I'm super old and can't reproduce so I die of a heart attack and the human race is over

Idk how much say the original writer of comics have in animated adaptations but I keep thinking about how ridiculously controlling I would be if I were in that position.

Like imagine they send me the episode to review before it airs and I'm like ummm ok so it's not that bad like you did better than last time but I have a lot of complaints . at twelve minutes and 10 seconds there's a frame of Adayre that looks really unflattering and she's supposed to be like REALLY pretty so I think you should redraw it and the inflection our voice actor used when he had Darius tell Vanessa she did a good job sounded a little sarcastic and it's not supposed to be sarcastic like you do realize they get married later right

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I return to tumblr after my long hiatus only to find I have ten thousand dms mocking me about my art and I decide to throw my phone into a garbage dispenser and move away to live deep in the himalayan mountains

Idk how much say the original writer of comics have in animated adaptations but I keep thinking about how ridiculously controlling I would be if I were in that position.

Like imagine they send me the episode to review before it airs and I'm like ummm ok so it's not that bad like you did better than last time but I have a lot of complaints . at twelve minutes and 10 seconds there's a frame of Adayre that looks really unflattering and she's supposed to be like REALLY pretty so I think you should redraw it and the inflection our voice actor used when he had Darius tell Vanessa she did a good job sounded a little sarcastic and it's not supposed to be sarcastic like you do realize they get married later right

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the new producers give me an episode to review and I tell them I don't like the music they played during the fight scene at the 14 minute mark and they immediately drop me and I start learning how to animate and compose music and do voice impressions and 20 years later i come out with the first episode of my story everything is done 100% by me and everyone hates it especially Tumblr and they make a bunch of memes about how terrible it is

Idk how much say the original writer of comics have in animated adaptations but I keep thinking about how ridiculously controlling I would be if I were in that position.

Like imagine they send me the episode to review before it airs and I'm like ummm ok so it's not that bad like you did better than last time but I have a lot of complaints . at twelve minutes and 10 seconds there's a frame of Adayre that looks really unflattering and she's supposed to be like REALLY pretty so I think you should redraw it and the inflection our voice actor used when he had Darius tell Vanessa she did a good job sounded a little sarcastic and it's not supposed to be sarcastic like you do realize they get married later right

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I finally find new producers to make an animated adaptation of my comic and they're like you already sold the rjghts to this other company so we legally can't make an adaptation or something idk how that works so I'm forced to make a whole new comic and it's like exactly the same as the last one but the names are different

Idk how much say the original writer of comics have in animated adaptations but I keep thinking about how ridiculously controlling I would be if I were in that position.

Like imagine they send me the episode to review before it airs and I'm like ummm ok so it's not that bad like you did better than last time but I have a lot of complaints . at twelve minutes and 10 seconds there's a frame of Adayre that looks really unflattering and she's supposed to be like REALLY pretty so I think you should redraw it and the inflection our voice actor used when he had Darius tell Vanessa she did a good job sounded a little sarcastic and it's not supposed to be sarcastic like you do realize they get married later right

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the producers are like listen . we literally have twelve viewers you're either going to be happy with this or we'll be forced to drop the show

and I'm like fine. so be it and they drop the show and I cry even though I completely instigated it

Idk how much say the original writer of comics have in animated adaptations but I keep thinking about how ridiculously controlling I would be if I were in that position.

Like imagine they send me the episode to review before it airs and I'm like ummm ok so it's not that bad like you did better than last time but I have a lot of complaints . at twelve minutes and 10 seconds there's a frame of Adayre that looks really unflattering and she's supposed to be like REALLY pretty so I think you should redraw it and the inflection our voice actor used when he had Darius tell Vanessa she did a good job sounded a little sarcastic and it's not supposed to be sarcastic like you do realize they get married later right

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Idk how much say the original writer of comics have in animated adaptations but I keep thinking about how ridiculously controlling I would be if I were in that position.

Like imagine they send me the episode to review before it airs and I'm like ummm ok so it's not that bad like you did better than last time but I have a lot of complaints . at twelve minutes and 10 seconds there's a frame of Adayre that looks really unflattering and she's supposed to be like REALLY pretty so I think you should redraw it and the inflection our voice actor used when he had Darius tell Vanessa she did a good job sounded a little sarcastic and it's not supposed to be sarcastic like you do realize they get married later right

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guys please it's so funny don't you get it . It's cain killing abel with the word abelism because it's like ableism but it's spelled wrong . this post should have so many notes but my humor is just far too complex for mortals on tumblr dot com

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I can't tell if you actually think you're funny or if the bar is just that low

still funnier than everyone on here

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i’m begging you guys to just stop responding to my posts because somehow you aren’t ever funny

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Ran Hug invitation 🙏❤️