I make The Beige and The Bold podcast. I talk about Star Trek (the podcast is also about Star Trek). I also write A Lair Somewhere which is weird and you're not expected to get it. Also on Bluesky & Pillowfort as VanVelding.
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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne says, "You hold up the paddle which says either 'float' or 'not float'." Holding a round paddle with text on it, Jack Dee asks, "Why doesn't it say 'sink' instead of 'not float'?" Alex says, "We printed them before remembering there was the opposite of float." End ID.]
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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology
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Cunk on Nirn Part 9: The Governmental Affairs of Worms
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I have a movie I really want to rent but also I feel like if I don’t write I’ll perish. Instead of either I shall do the dishes
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Saying this right fucking now.
I don’t want to see ANY of you touching that fuckass new Harry Potter series.
That woman has set us back YEARS. YEARS. And whose money is she using to do it? People who continually support her and her sorry excuse for a book series.
If you simply must watch it? Pirate. It’s not hard.
Do not give her money. Do not give her a platform. Do not contribute. Please.
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