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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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lmao it’s real

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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable

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man sometimes i really want to get back into welding but then i remember that the guys from the first course i took won’t be there and change my mind

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big shoutout to trans people that decide to change their last name too. sometimes you’ve just gotta throw the whole name out and start from the beginning.

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I started this q!Jaiden drawing months ago for rendering practice and finally finished it last night orz Blue-centric color schemes my beloved <3

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rpf is literally good for you

rpf gives me a better high than racking lines of cocaine

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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we dont really talk about it but HP Lovecraft just kinda looks like the guy who'd write all that shit like have you seen his portrait photo that man looks like he'd get a blue ribbon at the county fair for "soggiest, shakiest rabbit"

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The trio being WOKE !!!1!1

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has this been done yet

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on