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On Easter weekend I re-watch Monty Python.

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Gale is going to get me through undergrad

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it’s so crazy but also explains so much that zevran is 25

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okay but if i spent my whole LIFE never knowing a dog, not even knowing what they ARE, i just know they’d turn my whole damn world upside down in the best way possible

Aeducan: i can NOT believe this has to be my life now i was the PRIDE of House Aeducan i was BELOVED by the masses and now i am NOTHING Orzammar has forgotten me the Stone rejects me i am less than the dust the lowest of commoners steps on oh Ancestors the surface is HORRID everyone here is SO RUDE their weapons are SHIT how am i supposed to save these fools from the ever growing darkspawn horde when i can’t even save them from themsel-

Dog: *gently puts a half chewed ball of yarn in their lap*

Aeducan:

Aeducan: (:

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where'd that horse girl lae'zel truther post go

edit: a sequel has manifested

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This is getting embarrassing👩‍🍳 I am not okay about her

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It occured to me that I forgot to post this one art of Shadowheart and my Dark Urge that I really like. YOUR HONOUR I LOVE THEM

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"Was I sweet once?"

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okay, nevermind, thats the funniest reaction to Dark Urge

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good sister bad sister

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Gale: So, Bhaal created you from his own, dead flesh . . .

Durge: So I'm told.

Gale: So, presumably you look nothing like him - as a child might a parent.

Durge: Correct.

Gale: So, then, what made him decide to make you so attractive?

Durge: Perhaps he thought it would arouse less suspicion.

Gale: Yes, well, it aroused something else entirely, didn't it.

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I haven't finished the game yet but this is what I imagine that epilogue scene looks like

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annoying evil people!!

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'we could be good for each other'

(not really)

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(proceeds to fix him)

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god's favourite princess (and the most interesting girl in the world)