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harry: *finds out about NASA visit*

harry: wait does this mean we get to-

louis: don't you fooking dare-

harry: explore uranus

louis: ... i'm gonna fooking divorce you

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AU: When famous chef Harry Styles has to pick a partner for a celebrity cook-off, footballer Louis Tomlinson is his first choice, despite the fact that Louis can’t actually cook. They lose horribly, but neither of them really mind.

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#okay #i honestly really truly seriously don’t understand how anyone sees this as a normal thing #like????#completely and totally not platonic #i can overlook a lot of things if i reaaaally try #this is not one of them #the man (so awkwardly??) places his hand on louis’ leg #and harry’s eyes literally follow the movement first of all #his neck almost breaks from how fast his head snaps #then he sits there with a death glare and instinctively reaches out#reaches out and puts his hand on louis leg #(i also love that for a split second you can see him think ‘oh shit’ when his hand is mid-air but it’s too late and he can’t stop it) #then tries to make it casual by giving a little pat pat #it ain’t casual my dude we’ve seen you #and louis looks up like uhhhhhhhhhhhh to the camera and niall’s reaction #my reaction #i love this moment how does anyone see this as fucking normal platonic behavior #i could talk about this for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #this is a jealous action this is a jealous boy it is radiating off of him he has to have the last touch #bye. (x)

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#BLOODY LIAM DOING A HARRY STYLES IMPRESSION

IT’S NOT ME

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RUFUS THE WORM

1d fandom in 2015: 50% the plot of learning to breathe, 50% the feeling you're left with after reading the worm kink fic

THIS IS THE TRUEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ

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my dash is kinda dead since I did an unfollow spree recently and I want to make some new mutuals so if you’re a 1d blog / remaining larrie follow and reblog this and I’ll check everyone out and probably follow a bunch back!!

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YO LARRIES

WHERE MY #WONTSTOPTILLWESURRENDER SQUAD. REBLOG I’LL FOLLOW ALL MY LARRIES BACK

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Louis (to Harry): It’s live while you’re young, innit? 

i will NEVER get over this

“I’m half asleep” he’s literally saying he’s in bed and Harry’s next to him

HES SO FUCKING CUTE WHAT

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I unfollowed many today so reblog THIS if you are super cool, a louie and/or larrie, and you want a rad new mutual (but you’ll get me instead) ✨😎

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Harry: *balls deep in louis* fuck s-say it again lou

Louis: D-Da...

Harry: *about to nut* C'mon babe s-say it again, just say it!

Louis: D-D-Daaas! Addy-Das!

Harry: fuCK YES LOU THATS THE SHIT RIGHT THERE

Both: *heavy breathing*

Harry: Okay now say "running water" while I eat you out

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4am

Harry: *jolts upright in bed* but if Briana said she's 12 weeks pregnant, that doesn't fit the time line in which her and Louis met, and Louis couldn't possibly be the father!

Louis: *muffled voice from beneath the covers* I'm literally sucking your dick right now

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so the year is 2010

apparently there's rumors that zayn leaves the band? pssh, like really? and what's a naughty boy? and louis becomes a daddy outside of the bedroom, with harry, and harry's not the dad? oh really? yo louis is 18 and harry is 16 and everything is oKAY