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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i c

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The gays in the local scene always call me mr.new york city because i would always come into the bar with a pizza slice in 1 hand an a coney island style hotdog in my other 1 hand & i would squeeze my arms together to hold a largw cocola & hopefully not spill it (yes i used a long straw to drink it..) usually i would go home right when i finish my snack but 1 time i let a drunk twunk bust on me in the bathroom cuz i liked his devil may care attitude.Hes long dead now & i miss him honestly i just wish i learnt his name so i could have 1 last hot dog in his honor before they run out and shit since they going to be replacing them with BugDogs made out of crickets & roaches smashed into a puddy since that seems to be the way sjws are taking this fcking crazy planet,making us eat dogs made of bugs for no reason other then made up bull shit to make us live in fear? Of what?

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Top: in the Canyon Layer in Donkey Kong Bananza, the artificial sun is actually a banana bunch made out of glowing crystal. Since the sun is extremely bright, this is difficult to notice during regular gameplay unless looking closely at it.

Middle: interestingly, when positioning the sun so that it shines through a crack in a wall, it becomes apparent that the lens flares from it are shaped like banana bunches as well.

Bottom: for a few frames when Donkey Kong enters an underground area, the skybox fades out and the banana bunch can be seen more clearly if analysing the footage frame by frame.

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*walks into your house* its quite lovely in here i *spots a ghostly apparition* ...................well first who is that saultry little binch in the corner

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interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane

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has anyone posted about how big falin's boobs are

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Pandora Sphinx Moth (Eumorpha pandorus), family Sphingidae, Michigan, USA

photograph by Jessica Williams

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now that ICE is going to be the most rapidly expanding large hiring force in the united states how many people do you think are going to justify working for them and complain about how nobody respects them

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Top writing tips you MUST follow to write a good story

1. You may want to have two Shreks in your story, but for copyright reasons, you can only have one Shrek, and he must be named Shrik or Shrok or something similar.

2. If you say a character is going to “take Manhattan”, you must deliver. The Muppets did. Jason did not.

3. Do not write LGBT characters coded as Neil Patrick Harris. No matter how vague the coding he WILL sue.

4. If your character does not murder the villain in cold blood while uttering a method-appropriate pun, that is ENABLING and PROBLEMATIC. Letting a villain go is evil. Throwing him off a cliff & saying “have a nice trip, see you next FALL” is moral.

5. If you write your characters drinking Sprite, Sprite will probably give you some money, my bestie Rita did it and they totally Venmo’d her five bucks

6. Fiction deals with big ideas, like debating if a cartoon is good or literal fascism. Give every character a stance on Steven Universe and its writers. She-Ra and The Last Jedi too.

7. Do not write LGBT angels. They WILL be dragged to Mega Hell.

8. If you (let’s call you “JJ Abrams”) do NOT end your work with the correct ship (let’s call it, for the sake of example, “Reylo”) then that is objectively bad writing and I don’t care who knows it, this is SCIENCE and you can find a SIX HOUR VIDEO proving you wrong, JJ, at Reylo4Ever5 on Youtube dot com, and this is writing, this is just the SCIENCE of WRITING and I am not mad?

9. Show, don’t tell

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Small Car indeed

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While we’re talking about censorship, I need everyone to stop playing this little amnesia game where we pretend not to remember what internet and fandom has looked like for the past 20 years. Weird and taboo porn has always existed, it used to be a LOT easier to access, and you won’t die if you look at it. We simply cannot continue placating the crazy mob of people who are scared of sex and love overstating harm, they’ll call you a pedophile literally no matter what, and they’ll roll around in their cognitive dissonance like a hog in mud when you point out that the other group calling you a freak and a pedo are the conservative alt right. Fucking exhausting being a fag and a pervert in 2025.

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So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T