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Rolls to Alarm Your Players
Want to spice the game up? Why not try alarming your players for no real reason? Make sure to make a show out of counting the dice before you roll.
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saw someone say "an 11-year-old isn't even supposed to know what sex is and if you do something horrible must be happening to you and you need to get out of there" like can we be for real for a moment. have some people honest to god never heard 11-year-olds making sex jokes in their life
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world
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shoutout to those moments when you're writing and not only can you get the words out of your head, but you can get yourself out of your head too.
I love it when the story itself is so clear in my mind that the specific words I'm using to tell it don't matter half as much as just getting the story out and sharing it with someone. When I can turn off the parts of my brain that worry it'll be bad or obsess over finding exactly the right word, and I can just allow myself to get it close enough instead of forcing it to be perfect.
honestly, I think that's half the reason why I write directly into the AO3 form (I know, I know). Doing that forces me to just keep going and get the chapter done instead of futzing with it or worrying forever. It also keeps me from being too precious about my own writing because I know that if AO3 goes down while I'm writing that chapter, I'll have to start all over.
I know that method doesn't work for everyone, but it makes the whole process more alive for me. It makes me decide things faster, edit things less, and relax about the fact that there will indeed be typos.
it's a unique kind of rush, and I always miss it when it's not around. I've posted more than one fic just because I wanted to feel it again.
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Oh hey, do you know what time it is? It is highly specific resource time!
Today we have the Royal School of Needlework Stitch Bank! There are HUNDREDS of stitch types in the RSN Stitch Bank.

And more added regularly, let’s look at a recent addition


I picked the first one in the 25 recently added Elizabethan stitches, the Elizabethan French Stitch


The stitch bank provides written and photo tutorials as well as a video option to learn to do it yourself. There are examples of the stitch in use, resources, references, everything but a needle and thread!
rsnstitchbank.org
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when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”
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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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I swear the received wisdom we're developing about how to clock AI authorship is going to end up doing more harm than good. "Generative language models don't remember what they've written before, so plot holes in fanfic are a red flag that the author is using AI" yeah, and you know who else doesn't remember what they wrote last chapter?
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while we're talking about it this is your friendly PSA that uncharacteristic friendliness and lack of fear of humans is just as much of a sign of a rabies infection as overt aggression. and if you're bitten by a wild animal (or have any reason to believe you were unknowingly bitten ex. bats found in your home) DO NOT TAKE THE FUCKING RISK.
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I love it when a salesperson with a lot of expertise tells you something and you can just tell there's like a hour long rant hidden behind the words.
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everyone says join your local mutual aid groups and build community, but uh, what do you do if a lot of them seem to have dissolved and the other ones don't have consistent recurring meetings.
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Perhaps it's just because I'm a short woman who happens to enjoy both frilly dresses and sex, but I get so mad when people say Ariana grande or Sabrina carpenter are encouraging pedos by uh .... being short, enjoying cute things, and enjoying sex. I'm sorry some adult women are very cute and hot and like sex. And it literally has nothing to do with children. The people accusing them of being creeps are the ones inserting children into the discussion at all. (hyumjim voice) And I'm NOT supposed to be creeped out by that???
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