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Just because one of your chicken eggs hatched a fire breathing dragon people think you’re evil. But you’re still just a regular farmer trying to make a living while dealing with an overprotective dragon, heroes that want to kill you and fanatics who want to worship you as the new Demon Lord.

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incredible

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i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

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Coronavirus Insights

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It could be I'm just really fucking depressed but this is funny as hell

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FUCK

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Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

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A spam bot stole my username so I had to remove the x. Sorry about that.

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Make love, not peace

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This is so wholesome

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That's it, that's what I have. Now theres a term for it. Excellent.

tired of your boring old regular depression? try DOUBLE DEPRESSION

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Will u join the challenge?

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Cookie in a milk cup.

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Milk in a cookie cup

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