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gUYS ITS ME KAYLA IM BACK

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I just wanna post a new fic. No i don’t wanna have to write it lol

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patrick bateman dating imagine

you started dating patrick around the summer of 2001. you meet patrick and you're like “yo, i know about music.” and patrick's like “yo, i know more about music."

you're like “that’s impossible. do you wanna start a band?” and patrick’s like “…yeah… that’s cool.” and then he’s like “ yo, this is a bookstore, not a music store!”

you guys passionately MAKE OUT. "this could be yours for only $69.99~" you moan. he slaps you across the face.

"SHUT UP, WHORE." he commands. you love it when he gets dominant.

he calls you a few slurs and then stabs u a few times like an american psycho idk i haven't seen the movie. then he does coke and drugs some women

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Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron

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yoo that's great! Paris is so pretty I just love the food there, also cg on your sweet 16!! I hope work goes well

I'm doing good! just working on a few drafts I have :))

heyy hru :)

hii baby, i’m good. just got back from paris (yes still crying bc of how amazing it was i just love france) and exhausted bc i have to work tomorrow and right after have my sweet 16 lol

hru??? i missed u <3

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episode 6 of moon knight review

that is all

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who I thought I would be simping over:

who I am actually simping over:

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Brenda Ueland / Lana Del Rey / Karen Finley / Trista Mateer

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Those not so distant and happy times :’)

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khonsu: BE MY AVATAR OR PERISH!

Taweret: So, anyway, I made you this special costume so you can fight the baddies. I did my best so I hope you like it, you’re gonna look so beautiful on this…

jeez khonsu, I wonder why no one wants to be your avatar

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oop, here i go, making more memes

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Moon knight episode 6 + text posts 

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You cannot ban abortion. You can only ban safe abortion.

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And what if people actually loved the way written in books, that pure form, where they can't live without each other and both thinking they do not deserve the other

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ANNOYING RIDDLE.

P. tom riddle x reader. || G. humour. || CW. mild swearing, mentions of serial killer.

MASTERLIST.

➡ PROMPT(S). 25. “kinky.” 28. “you inspire my inner serial killer.”

“riddle.” the girl called out, but was met with silence.

“tom!”

…

“thomas?”

…

“oh tommy~” she noticed the finely shaped brow of the boy twitch but other than that his face remained impassive as he closed over his book with a finger resting inbetween the pages.

“what?” he asked harshly, sending a glare that would’ve made anyone quiver under its intensity.

“oh nothing, I just wanted to say that a bit of you hair was falling from its oh so perfect curl.” she then turned around and walked further into the library.

toms’ jaw clenched as he held in the urge to blast something.

‘fucking hell’

“hey, riddle,” she called to the boy working from beside her “should I add this?” she teasingly neared her hands towards the cauldron.

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