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There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

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One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

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Any storyline that states or implies that Jason Todd died because he went after the Joker solo to prove himself IS NO FRIEND OF MINE.

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mcu fans who’ve never read a comic in their lives vs dc fans who’s entire knowledge of characters is based on fandom mischaracterizations fight

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hey girl are you a boy. would you like to be

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indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

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Dagger, dagger , dagger 🗡️

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Animorphs really has a way to turn every scifi trope on its head. "Why do alien invasions always start in America?" Actually the body snatchers first landed in a Middle Eastern farming community where they kidnapped the first guy they saw, read his mind, and concluded that, since he was terrified of the US soldiers who had brutally destroyed everything he knew and loved, the US would be the ideal place to center their invasion. This is revealed in the spin-off "Visser" which is an excellent stand-alone book that can be read without any prior knowledge of Animorphs. And you can read it for free and with the author's blessing right here:

https://files.animorphsfanforum.com/ebooks/pdf/Visser.pdf

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tencent: yeah we're developing faceID AI algorithms to identify people in protests and riots

everyone: jesus that sucks

tencent: also here's an AI art generator that can turn your selfies into anime!

everyone, apparently: fuck yeah let me get in on that

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no offense but why do cat owners let them on counter tops? do they not shed and it gets on the food

You think i have any control over these bitches

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you can also see dukes phone in his back pocket and you don’t realize it shouldn’t be there cause in the chaos of it all, you forget that Miles doesn’t have a phone.

One thing I was eager to watch again when Glass Onion came out was the glass scene between Miles and Duke, and it did not disappoint. In theaters, I was so sure that Duke picked up the glass, so I figured that they showed us that the first time around before revealing that’s not what happened, but no. They trick the shit out of the audience the EXACT same way they trick the characters. They just tell you that you saw something different and you believe it without question. It’s so brilliant and I just got goosebumps watching it over again and realizing how easily I had been manipulated. I love these movies.

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why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

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why is this so funny, I’ve been wheezing for half an hour straight now

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today is video games’s birthday.

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Just how did Venom convince Anne to kiss Eddie that deep