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“I’m just going to watch Shrek in my head.”

As a little kid, I was SOOOOOO damn obsessed with Shrek.

I mean the kind of obsessed where I’d watch it over and over again days in a row. It was all I ever wanted to watch.

It got to the point where I had memorised it word-for-word, and beat-for-beat. This meant that, somehow, I could watch it in my head—timed perfectly. No fast forwarding, no skipping.

Now this was fine for car trips and such, because my dad would be like “Hey do you want some colouring-in to do?” And id be like “Nah, I’m going to watch Shrek in my head.”

Ocassionally my dad would ask where I was up to in the movie—just to check on me.

Youre probably thinking Huh that’s weird but cool I guess?

Wrong. Sort of.

It got so bad that I’d watch it in my head at night before I went to sleep. My dad would literally check on me at night, notice I was blankly staring up at the ceiling, and have to yell “Stop watching Shrek and go to sleep!”

I cant remember how this faded from being one of my abilities, but it sure was cool while it lasted.

But for a while, Shrek really WAS my life.

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s is for slug

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What are the odds, eh?

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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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can I get a yippee for AUTISM

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😭 Bro ouch @ssongofstormss

seeing non-americans post about new jersey in the new mcr era is so goddamn funny because jersey is such a shithole. like seeing someone from sweden being like ‘haha those new jersey boys’ is mind-bending because they don’t know what jersey is really like. there’s a reason they’re all obsessed with death and dying it’s the only interesting thing that happens there

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😭

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holding my boob for emotional support

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i left this with great reluctance, knowing that someone less lesbian than i will treasure it

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Spider-Man/Deadpool

🖤🖤

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for the new entrants who are wondering wtf is this priest au??

here's a masterlist:

the ask that started it all / priest eren teaching mikasa how to confess

priest au backstory

confessional shenanigans

mikasa pillow humping / thinking of priest eren

priest au: angsty ending / mikasa decides to leave eren

bondage

novena

eren fucking mikasa on the pew

church girl mikasa's humiliation kink

cleansing with holy water

some more dirty asks

dumbification

good ol' facesitting

"Is it God that makes you feel this way, Mikasa?"

aftercare cuteness

purity

based off of annlu's art

whatever, it's all just porn so enjoy xD

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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

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Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

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backwards trope you fake breakup and realise maybe this is better