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❝ Ya know, ever since I met you, my luck has been for crap. ❞ - mac lolol

@ofnormandy || ANSWERED 

‘hey, now, that’s not fair. i ain’t had a decent hand at poker since joinin’ your crew, loco, so i’d say it’s the other way around.’

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steve: so who are you betting on?

james: oh i always bet on lola.

steve: but she's sparring against you?

james: i said what i said and i didn't fuckin stutter

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❝ What friend? You’re my only friend. ❞

meme || @bloodiedicon​ || ACCEPTING

‘eres un pinche idiota, loco,’ he tells him, crossing his arms and giving him a shit-eating grin.  he probably shouldn’t call his COMMANDING OFFICER a fucking idiot, but shepard’s never been a hard-ass like a most of the rest of alliance command, and he’s more than a LITTLE bit drunk.  

‘you tryin’ to kiss my ass or what? you only talk like that when you’re about to give me really bad news or i’m in deep shit.’

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afraidofchange‌:

 “I wouldn’t imagine Shepard to discipline her subordinates in hand to hand combat, but I’m not surprised.” 

‘nah, it wasn’t disciplinary. well, once i think it technically was but i, uh, kind of deserved it for acting like such a piece of shit. i asked for it. which is how i know she’s packin’ heat.’

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afraidofchange‌:

 “No, no insult. I did call you honorable for acknowledging the truth. Shepard’s certainly capable of… a good arse kicking, after all.”

‘yeah, i’ve been on the receivin’ end of her ass-kickin’ once or twice before.  i still haven’t recovered.  she’s got one helluva right hook. kinda hot.’

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★*ﾟ‘ﾟ･The Mummy (1999)

❝ What are you doing here? ❞ ❝ You must go. Save yourself. Only you can resurrect me. ❞ ❝ By eating the sacred scarabs, I would be cursed to stay alive forever. And by eating me, they were cursed just the same. ❞ ❝ I knew this was gonna be a lousy day. ❞ ❝ Personally, I would like to surrender. Why can we not just surrender? ❞ ❝ Then let’s run away. Right now. While we can still make it. ❞ ❝ Now gimme your revolver, you’ll never use it anyway. ❞ ❝ Let’s play dead, huh? Nobody ever does that anymore. ❞ ❝ What are ya doing?! Wait up! ❞ ❝ I’m gonna get you for this! ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, it was an accident. ❞ ❝ Have you no respect for the dead? ❞ ❝ Where did you get this? ❞ ❝ Two questions. Who the hell is Seti the First? And was he rich? ❞ ❝ As the Americans would say: it’s all fairy tales and hokum. ❞ ❝ I’m sure it was a fake, anyway. ❞ ❝ You lied to me! ❞ ❝ I lie to everybody, what makes you so special? ❞ ❝ And what is he in prison for? ❞ ❝ He said… he was just looking for a good time. ❞ ❝ What did you find? What did you see? ❞ ❝ Get me the hell outta here. ❞ ❝ I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life. ❞ ❝ Yeah, I’d like ya to let me go. ❞ ❝ Then we will kill her, we will kill her and all those with her. ❞ ❝ For all the money we’re paying you, something better god-damned well be under that sand. ❞ ❝ Do you really think he’ll show up? ❞ ❝ Personally, I think he’s filthy, rude and a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him one bit. ❞ ❝ I have come to protect my investment, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ I only gamble with my life, never my money. ❞ ❝ What makes you so confident, sir? ❞ ❝ Sorry, didn’t mean to scare ya. ❞ ❝ Still angry that I kissed ya, huh? ❞ ❝ The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died.  ❞ ❝ By the way,… why did you kiss me? ❞ ❝ You always did have more balls than brains. ❞ ❝ Can you swim? ❞ ❝ Americans. ❞ ❝ I can’t believe the price of these fleabags. ❞ ❝ All night you snored!  ❞ ❝ What in bloody hell is this? ❞ ❝ Ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn’t we be going? ❞ ❝ You boys owe me five hundred dollars. ❞ ❝ Where’d all these camels come from? ❞ ❝ That thing gives me the creeps. ❞ ❝ What are those mirrors for? ❞ ❝ Who cares? I don’t see no treasure. ❞ ❝ You’re welcome to my share of the spider webs. ❞ ❝ Mummies, my good son, this is where they made the mummies. ❞ ❝ Ya scared the bejeezus out of us. ❞ ❝ I’ve had worse. ❞ ❝ Let’s be nice, children, if we’re going to play together, we must learn to share. ❞ ❝And when those dirty Yanks go to sleep – No offence. ❞ ❝ We’ll sneak up and steal that book right out from under them. ❞ ❝ What do you suppose killed him? ❞ ❝ I believe if I can see it and I  can touch it, then it’s real. That’s what I believe. ❞ ❝ Why do you like to fight so much? ❞ ❝ LEAVE THIS PLACE!… LEAVE THIS PLACE DIE! ❞ ❝ For them to protect it like this, you just know there’s got to be treasure down there. ❞ ❝ …I am a librarian! ❞ ❝ I can’t believe I allowed the two of you to get me drunk. ❞ ❝ You dream about dead guys? ❞ ❝ Stupid superstitious bastard. ❞ ❝ Oh my god, he was buried alive. ❞ ❝ What are you going to do? Shoot him? ❞ ❝ Did you see that!? Grasshoppers! Billions of grasshoppers! ❞ ❝ That’s one of the plagues, right? The grasshopper plague! ❞ ❝ Oh thank goodness, you’re one of the Americans, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ RUN, YOU SONS-A-BITCHES! RUUUUN! ❞ ❝ Help me,… please,… help me. ❞ ❝ No mortal weapons can kill this creature. He is not of this world. ❞ ❝ You left me! You left me in the desert to rot. ❞ ❝ Sweet Jesus! That tasted just like,…like… ❞ ❝ You saved me from the undead. For this, I shall make you immortal. ❞ ❝ There’s only one person I know who can possibly give us some answers. ❞ ❝ And you think this justifies killing innocent people!? ❞ ❝ Okay, let’s cut to the chase. He’s afraid of cats, what’s that about? ❞ ❝ The hell with that! I’m not goin’ nowhere! We’re safe here. ❞ ❝ What friend? You’re my only friend. ❞ ❝ What are you looking for? Lie, and I’ll slit your throat. ❞ ❝ Something about bringing his dead girly-friend back to life. He needs the book… ❞ ❝ Ya know, ever since I met you, my luck has been for crap. ❞ ❝ The hell with this. I’m goin, downstairs to get me a drink. You want somethin’? ❞ ❝ Yeah, get me a glass of bourbon, a shot of bourbon and a bourbon chaser. ❞ ❝ Jealous? You kiddin’ me? Did you see that guy’s face? ❞ ❝ Is it dangerous? ❞ ❝ Save the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy and steal his treasure. ❞ ❝ You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself, always get their comeuppance. ❞ ❝ From now on, don’t touch anything. Not a damn thing. Keep your hands off the furniture, got it? ❞ ❝ He wants your heart and your brain, your liver, your kidneys… ❞ ❝ I never killed a priest before. ❞ ❝ Kill them! Kill them all! And bring me the Book Of The Living! ❞ ❝ This just keeps gettin, better and better. ❞ ❝ Death is only the beginning. ❞ ❝ Well,… I guess we go home empty handed. ❞

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afraidofchange‌:

  “At least you’re honest about it, Lieutenant. Honorable, in its own way I suppose.”

‘i feel like there’s an insult in there somewhere, knowin’ you, but i ain’t smart enough to figure out where.’

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shepard: i’m in love with you

james: new phone who dis

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‘listen. i ain’t stupid.  lola could kick my ass, and i’d thank her for it.’

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" she's gonna eat me ! "

meme || NO LONGER ACCEPTING || @bloodiedicon

“she IS a fuckin’ rachni queen, loco!”

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“ i’m not like you. “

meme || ACCEPTING || @turixn

“you mean ASIDE from the obvious?” he snarks, before grinning to take away the STING. he can be a morning person, but only if he’s got a half-dozen eggs in him and a decent cup of joe, neither of which are exactly alliance standard, and he’s really feeling the one-too-many shots of cerveza he had the night before.  “any IDIOT can see we ain’t alike, vakarian.  i’m better-looking, for ONE.”

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“ i despise guessing games. “

meme || ACCEPTING || @willreignite

there’s a small upturn to the corners of his lips, the barest hint of a FLIRTATIOUS smirk.  he cocks an eyebrow at her and slings his gun across his broad shoulders.  

“lo siento, lola.  them’s the RULES.  you wanna unlock a guy’s tragic backstory, you gotta either buy him dinner first or play by the book.  think of it as a life-lesson.” 

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the lion king starters

“ life’s not fair, is it ? “

“ didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food ? “

“ what do you want ? “

“ oh, i shall practice my curtsey. “

“ what am i going to do with him ? “

“ we gotta go, wake up ! “

“ your son is awake. “

“ before sunrise he’s your son. “

“ oh, this is so humiliating. “

“ i never get to go anywhere… “

“ i despise guessing games. “

“ – you’re so weird. “

“ so where’re we going ? it better not be any place dumb. “

“ one day, you two are going to be married ! “

“ i can’t marry her, she’s my friend ! “

“ well, in that case, you’re fired. “

“ i… am a genius. “

“ hey genius, it was my idea. “

“ – pinned ya. “

“ danger ? i walk on the wild side. i laugh in the face of danger. “

“ calm down, we’re really sorry ! “

“ you deliberately disobeyed me. “

“ i thought you were very brave. “

“ _____, i’m very disappointed in you. “

“ i thought i might lose you. “

“ i’m surrounded by idiots. “

“ long live the king. “

“ you gotta get up… we gotta go home… “

“ help ! somebody, anybody ! “

“ what have you done ?! “

“ kill him. “

“ if you ever come back, we’ll kill you. “

“ can we keep him ? “

“ you okay, kid ? “

“ you nearly died. “

“ was it something i said ? “

“ she’s gonna eat me ! “

“ and your mother… what will she think ? “

“ i gravel at your feet. “

“ it’s like you’re back from the dead. “

“ you knew my father ? “

“ you have forgotten me… “

“ the past is in the past. “

“ i’m gonna take your stick. “

“ the monkey’s his uncle ? “

“ what do you want me to do ? dress in drag and do the hula ? “

“ hakuna matata ! “

“ no, you’re just not looking hard enough ! “

“ it’s over ! there’s nothing left… “

“ i am the king, i can do whatever i want ! “

“ give me one good reason why i shouldn’t rip you apart. “

“ i’d hate to be responsible for the death of a family member. “

“ it’s not true… tell me it’s not true “

“ i’ve put it behind me. “

“ it’s your fault he’s dead, do you deny it ? “

“ murderer ! “

“ no, i’m not a murderer ! “

“ tell them the truth ! “

“ let me out, let me out ! “

“ let me in, let me in ! “

“ are you talking to me ? “

“ please have mercy, i beg you ! “

“ you don’t deserve to live. “

“ why should i believe you ? “

“ everything you ever told me is a lie. “

“ i’m not like you. “

“ run. run away _____, and never return. “

“ it’s time. “

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@allianceofficer

“alright, i gotta ask ‘cos it’s been KILLING me -- you got any tats?”

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@bloodiedicon

“look, COMMANDER -- i get it.  you’re in charge. but i gotta be honest -- i came here to have one hell of a time and i’m feelin’ kind of attacked right now.”

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@kaleiidoscopehearts

“so, uh...is that kind of an every day THING for you?”

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REYES VIDAL ICONS - FREE FOR USE

under the cut are 120 reyes vidal icons.  just like or reblog this post if you use them and credit isn’t required but it’d be kind of nice.  the psd is from @agirlingrey‘s page.