writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
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My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
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001. I get overly excited over pregnant bellies.
That’s right. When I see a pregnant woman I just want to rush over to her and start prodding away at her tummy. I find it so fascinating, I can just imagine this swag-ass baby that's wearing sunglasses just casually chilling in your uterus going “that’s right bitch, I’m fucking completely inside you”.
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put the dude stick on your lips. rub it all around your mouth. do it. dude stick on your face.
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A Question of Time - artwork and tattoo by Wang - www.tattootemple.hk
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I SPENT. A WHOLE. FUCKING. SEMESTER. PAINTING THIS. MONTHS.
I WANT IT TO GET LOTS OF NOTES, GIVE IT LOTS OF NOTES, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PAINSTAKING AND TIME INTENSIVE THIS WAS.
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