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my budget is a fucking mess. i‘ve got the spending habits of a victorian dandy on the salary of a medieval serf. i’m living like post-incarceration oscar wilde with prime 2-day shipping
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tips for acting like the grown woman i am and not like the stunted mentally ill freak that i also am
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phrasing of this is taking me out
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Just reading about all the Eurovision happenings rn
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TELL. THEM.
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Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)
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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time
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“mould” is so much moldier than just “mold”
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of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?
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# me having to remind myself straight people exist
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | Pine Barrens (4.07)
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Harry and Hermione threw themselves into the panicking crowd. Guests were sprinting in all directions; many were Disapparating; the protective enchantments around The Burrow had broken. “Ron!” Hermione cried. “Ron, where are you?”
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I’m fine
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