Honestly I just need things to be able to look back at to make me happy. There's so much I want to do and right now I can't get motivated.
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me: I'M GONNA DO A THING
me, later that same day: i did not do the thing
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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
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this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor
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//how I would flirt with someone if I ever liked them//

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@setheverman I'm sorry 😭 (Also thank you so much, I have had art block and this just.. it helped. 💙)
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me at a job interview
don’t fuck up dont fuck up *kisses the interviewer straight on the lips for like 3 seconds* hewwo
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