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if i had a nickel for every time a hermit dug a giant tunnel between their base and anothers and the victim was so stunned that all they could say was "its fully decorated and everything" id have two nickels wh

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i love how ever since season 8 the hermits have been addicted to building right next to each other and linking their bases together. they were forced to learn about community by the size of the continent and now theyre all obsessed.

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This was the cactus ring

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Grian: What kinds of sounds annoy you? 

Mumbo: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones? 

Grian, now interested: Lets say imaginary. 

Mumbo: Spiders wearing flip flops.

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scar just showed up on skizz's stream and skizz told him to take all his clothes off (bc he thought scar was wearing the new skin). gem then told skizz in game chat that he can't just ask scar to strip and skizz went "oh gem, not sure you're aware of the things i can get people to do" ???

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i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

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You recently moved to the countryside. Your child was playing in the woods, and came back with a large green egg you thought was plastic, so you agreed they could keep it if no one claimed it. Your kid said it was a gift. You thought nothing of it. Then the egg hatched.

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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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Another good boomer joke

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This machine kills AI

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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here