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I reach for deodorant and suddenly a tgirl in a slutty Devil costume appears on my shoulder begging me not to. I look at the other shoulder and a tgirl in a slutty Angel costume is there, she also begs me not to. I don’t know where either of them came from I’m not even into armpits

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Successfully intercepted [1] braincell

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By the time they taught me not to pee in the shower it was already too late

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listen i just want adderall and soft boiled eggs

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um. cut him in half

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Calling any object I dislike debris regardless of size or purpose

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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

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She is out there in Maine

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