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Mwahaha. Hatching an insidious scheme to seduce and marry a beautiful and kind woman for whom I will spend the rest of my days loving sincerely with every fiber of my being

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This is all i got. This is all i got.

Edit: I forgot to crop the fucking capcut logo. This is my legacy

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hi

Yellow!!

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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

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Can you guys imagine how cool it would be if tame impala wasn’t an entire band? Like if all that came from just one guy? Boy would that be impressive!

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guy who wants to be president as badly as naruto wants to be hokage

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youtube what

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Sincerely, whoever at Microsoft made it so that I can only press “update and shut down” and took away the option to just “shut down”, go fuck yourself.

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how am I in COLLEGE still having to watch couples hug and make out in the hallways and block my path. get out of my way. You’d think at this age people would have the decency to at least find a stairwell

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ocd intrusive thoughts are annoying as fuck i'll be walking down the stairs and my mind is like here's an image of your skull cracking open and exploding as you fall backwards down the stairs. if you care

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My mom

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god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

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For whom the joint rolls

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Hello Veggie meister

Hello unalivejournal