"Name three songs" how about you name three bitches
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Vivisections are like gay sex to me
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this blog is my diary and u r just living in it
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Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
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@the-smiling-grinner for you
I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.
However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”
(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)
For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.
And it fucking worked.
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must be a victim of Murphys law because what the fuck 🙏
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ohhh boy i love fanart!!
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MU-TH-UR 6000 computer / A L I E N 1979
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Why were you sneefing and snorfing all over my dash
oh, don't you like the seef snorfer? the snarf snurfer?
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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