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play toys ?

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OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

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THIS GUY IS NOT REAL LOL i threatened him to beat him up with the imaginary hammer i keep in my backpack and he’s like, OH you want to fight??? how about i use my crowbar??? n i assume he’s just going along for the bit till he dives into his bag n resurfaces with an actual fucking RUSTY CROWBAR

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Day 23 (Bonus) | "Can you draw Flowey talking to Asriel?"

2/2 (previous)

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time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

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genuinely wheezing laughing at this description of dicken's awful pet with lead poisoning

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer

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azealia banks is currently being haunted by tortured entities and neanderthal spirits in prague

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stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus

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Elvis, are you eternal?

Woah mama I am above the laws of men

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AITAH for.. uhhh.... Kinda killing a bunch of people?

I, Asriel Dreemurr from hit 2016 game UNDERTALE,

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