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The person who ruined my life in 2010 (well, the emotional abuse ended in 2010 after three years), who then married a friend of mine and has taken up too much of my mind in the last ten years, recently got divorced and I am thrilled to be able to leave him in the garbage with this decade where he belongs. I refuse to spend time thinking about this anymore.

Leave trash people in the trash in 2020!

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Some of you may remember my brother's cat, Vera Wang, who for years has famously hated me without merit, and who for some reason this year has decided I'm her new best friend. She's very soft and beautiful so this is a great Christmas present to me!

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I've been watching Soundtrack and really liking it a ton, and I really admire Madeleine Stowe's commitment to playing a rich bitch.

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Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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This is the crystal hand of prosperity. Reblog in 300 seconds to have a year of good money management and raises. ⬆💱⬆💲💰💲⬆💱⬆

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Also, Watchmen (2019) is Bad and Damon Lindelof can kiss my Oklahoman Native American ass over it.

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Dollface is the intersection of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Tuca & Bertie, and it's exactly what I wanted to watch now.

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Folks...I am over it

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“The privatisation of stress has been normalised. The fact that young people are depressed, who gives a shit. See, this is the idea, young people are depressed, well that’s just part of life. It wasn’t part of life. It was not part of life. The increase of depression among young people is shocking and that ought to be the biggest possible indicator of condemnation of the world in which we now live in. It wasn’t normal for young people to be depressed in the 70s, let’s say. (…) You have been deprived of things and the things that you have been deprived of are being sold to you as benefits, as a great new world, you’ve got all this stuff, you’ve got all this capacity to do things, it just isn’t like that.” — Mark Fisher

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Ok the His Dark Materials show was PERFECT and the former ellewcee and I ugly cried our whole way through! Thanks! Bye!

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Apple spider

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