velociwalter

[velociwalter]

When you’re a Kardashian for the day

[velociwalter]

this man is so kind

[velociwalter]

this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night

[velociwalter]

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

[velociwalter]

The floor is lava.

[velociwalter]

[velociwalter]

Refrigerator doors are magnetic because kids used to die inside them. Before the Refrigerator Safety Act of 1956, the doors could only be opened by pulling the handle from the outside, which resulted in the deaths of many children who found abandoned refrigerators and got trapped inside while playing hide-and-seek. Source

[velociwalter]

[velociwalter]

applying for scholarships like

[velociwalter]

[velociwalter]

filmed my boss firing me from my sales position

[velociwalter]

mini elsa

[velociwalter]

This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….

[velociwalter]

When I’m at Sephora with my boyfriend