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I laugh every fuckin time I pass this sign

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be safe out here y'all

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bitch i got adhd lmao

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rememner the episode of icarly when they tried to make a lit up billboard thing on the side of the road and it said PLEASE GO TO ICARLY.COM or something but a bunch of the letters burned out so it was jusg said PEE ON CARL

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please don’t knock, the cat has the keys

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fresh from the gators nip

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Pierrot et le Chat Théophile Alexandre Steinlen, (1859-1923)

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Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it

She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much

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Me: *talks about my life*

My therapist: this is so sad alexa play despacito

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the sims 3 baby!!!!!!!!

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