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@everyone confused by lux’s sudden “stupidity” 

lux most likely has been speaking to stylas for a while. she probably sought him out for his wisdom and experient, being a mage in hiding in demacia, and over a LONG TIME of thinking a friendship was building, sylas sapped a little magic each visit until he finally had enough to escape.

lux is not a bad person or an idiot simply because she was manipulated by someone with an ulterior motive. 

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garen: people under 5'9" can’t talk about fighting someone. like, what are they gonna do? headbutt somebody in the nipples?

kled: say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

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crack ship of the HECKIN CENTURY kledraka (i had this in my files for a while lol i forgot i drew this)

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Sylas: Down with the monarchy! Xin Zhao:

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Red Vines: *exist*

Me: don’t do it

My dumbass brain after all these years:

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The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”

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Me: Reblogs, likes, and looks up different tarot spreads.

Also Me: Pulls out cards, does three card reading.

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Slutty Witch

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Intuition: Something is coming…

Me: Okay but what??

Intuition, loudly: S O M E T H I N G.

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🌙🌱💜

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Other witches: Contact your deities only on the full moon!!! Make sure to ask them meaningful questions!!! Talk to them respectfully!!!

Me summoning my deities in the middle of Walmart: what up my bois I got nervous standing in the middle of the store alone so I decided to summon the gang

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when u want to do magic u say abracadabra when u want to do necromancy u say abracadaver

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witch problems

- "please dont touch my crystals, i cleansed them just last night!"

- "it isn't a journal, its a grimoire."

- "no, i cant fly."

- "it's not satanism cause there is no satan!"

- "i know you're scared of spiders Susan but if I kill it I'll get karma."

- "My lighter is for candles and sage mom, not smoking!"

- "Don't eat my herbs! They're for magick, not eating!"

- "No mom, you can't smoke incense."

- *finishes beauty spell* "Why the fuck am I still ugly?"

- "I did everything the spell said to do but a million dollars has yet to fall into my lap."

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Me: *does something witchy*

Someone: haha what are you some kind of witch

Me: haha ha ha.. that’s so.. crazy no.….. ha

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Lunar Witch

Pretty sure they’re nocturnal

Can tell you when the next full moon is by memory and also what stage it’s in now

How do they have time to plan all of this???

CATS

Omniwitch

Living reference guide

Publish worthy book of shadows

“Actually, historically that means…”

Plans spells in advance

Garden witch

None of these pots or jars should fit in this room??? How are you filling them???

Always smells lovely

Dirty finger nails

“How are you feeling? Here I made tea.”

Celestial Witch

Always calm

Warns you before planets go retrograde

Probably knows your full natal chart (but you’re pretty sure you never told them your birthday???)

No one needs all of these essential oils

Coven Witch

Somehow knows lots of other local witches

Aesthetic

Posts amazing witchy photos

Will curse you if you hurt their friends

Death Witch

All black everything

BONES

Ownss literally the nicest Ouija board you have ever seen in your life

Will murder you for disrespecting their familiar(s)

Tag yourself, I’m Lunar Witch