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Charmed! Merchandise!

Did you know that I'm offering 25% off on pre-ordered merchandise for pick up at Charmed!2024? You can order here: https://forms.gle/SMKoTjGXe7NTxDz59 (Discount already reflected in the price.)

Here are some examples of what I've got:

Crystals

Iridescent Crystals (chapstick for size comparison)

Clear Round Crystals in various sizes

Round Crystals in different colors (20mm and 30mm)

Pocket Watches

Plain

Fancy

Check out the order form to see even more exciting things!

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Are You Ready for Charmed!2024?

Charmed!2024 almost here, have you ordered from EnScenic Vending yet? Pre-orders for baked goods and sparkly things are open now for delivery at the event! Baked goods on-site will be very limited, so if you know you need banana bread, please order it soon!

Baked Goods can be ordered until January 4th, 2024 here: https://forms.gle/u4CuwoVByvfBQB8NA Choose from: Infinite Mysteries, London Fogs, GingerLEES, Blackstraps, Rainbow Disasters, Surprisingly Kinky Shortbread, Heck Yeahs, HellKATTS, ARILoaf, TENNLoaf, and LYNXLoaf!

Merchandise is 25% if you pre-order! You can take advantage of that until January 6th, 2024 here: https://forms.gle/SMKoTjGXe7NTxDz59 Choose from crystals, pocket watches, spinning trays, original art, dice, and sequined pillows! Discount is already reflected in the price.

BAKED GOODS MENU

Infinite Mysteries - secret ingredient chocolate chip cookie! Named by @ellaenchanting No, I will not tell you what the secret ingredient is, but I'll tell you what it isn't! IT'S NOT WEED. (Stop asking me if it's weed!) In-person at Charmed!2024 take the $5 Secret Ingredient Challenge - $5 for 5 cookies and 5 chances to guess! Get it right, and you get your $5 back!

London Fogs - earl grey chocolate chip cookie! My most popular item, the cookie that once dropped someone into trance from the shock of how good it tasted. (This is true! Hypnosis conventions are amazing!)

GingerLEES - gingerbread butterscotch cookie! Named for a friend that understands the importance of ginger. Made with extra extra ginger!

Blackstraps - molasses crinkle cooky! Made from the recipe in the Betty Crocker Cooky Book (specifically my Grandmother's original edition of it) - recipe is perfect as is, no notes...although there might be extra ginger...

Rainbow Disasters - rainbow sprinkle cookie! Named by my 9 year old niece. These cookies substitute sweetened condensed milk for most of the sugar and all of the egg, and taste exactly like a funfetti birthday cake! Why are they called "rainbow disasters"? The recipe calls for more sprinkles than it does flour. Let that sink in a little bit and then imagine what happens when you accidentally drop that many sprinkles.

Surprisingly Kinky Shortbread - chai spice shortbread! Shortbread with a kick! Flavored shortbread with a sweet glaze. Does not contain black pepper!

Heck Yeahs - classic brownies! These brownies are made with dark chocolate, bittersweet chocolate, and chocolate chips. Unfrosted because that's the way I like 'em!

HellKATTS - spicy brownies! Named after @somehowbreathtaking Same as above, with the addition of a lovely ghost pepper and blueberry hot sauce. (You cannot taste the blueberries.)

ARILoaf - classic banana bread! Named after @arihi It's healthy because it has banananananas! Really!

TENNLoaf - same as above, plus milk chocolate chips! Named after @tennfan2 The most popular thing after London Fog cookies. (The bananana bread, not Tennfan, but that's because he's not for sale.)

LYNXLoaf - gluten free banana bread! Named after Lynx from @mfadesigns Classic banana bread made with gluten-free flour. (Not available with chocolate chips.)

Baked Goods Orders are open until January 4th!

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Are You Attending Beguiled?

I'll be there, and I'm presenting two classes:

On Friday I'll be co-presenting Music & Sound & Hypnosis & Manipulation with AndSleep ( @disco-volante-cityboy ) and on Sunday I'll be leading the round table discussion This One Time, At Fractionation Camp.

Please do swing by if you're interested!

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Eat Me

Or at least eat my stuff!

There are only 2 days left to order your baked goods for Beguiled! Do you know what your choices are?

Cookies

Infinite Mysteries (secret ingredient chocolate chip cookies) London Fogs (earl grey chocolate chip cookies) GingerLEES (gingerbread butterscotch cookies) Blackstraps (molasses crinkle cookys) Bad Decisions (bacon chocolate chip cookies) Heck Yeahs (traditional brownies) HellKATTS (spicy brownies)

Quickbreads

ARILoaf - classic banana bread TENNLoaf - chocolate chip banana bread LYNXLoaf - gluten-free banana bread

Cookies and brownies (except for Bad Decisions) are $12/dozen. Bad Decisions are $15/dozen.

Cookies (except for Bad Decisions) are $7/half dozen, and can be combined to form complete dozens.

Bad Decisions are $9/half dozen (because bacon is expensive af right now.)

If you're interested in ordering, here is the ORDER FORM.

See you at Beguiled!

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Did you know...

... I'm offering a gluten-free banana bread for delivery at Beguiled! Just look for "LYNXLoaf" on the ORDER FORM - and you should do that very, very soon - orders close on the 15th!

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Time is Tick, Tick, Ticking...

Your time to order baked goods for Beguiled is slipping away... if you'd like to try my new Bad Decisions (bacon chocolate chip cookies) then today might just be a very good day!

ORDER FORM

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Wait, Wasn't There One of These Yesterday?

Yes. Yes there was.

And there will be one tomorrow, too! And every day between now (June 10th) and then (June 15th.) For those of you keeping track, that's when orders close for baked goods for Beguiled!

Defeat procrastination and ORDER (FORM) today!

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This One Time, At Fractionation Camp

Have you ever been fractionated? Why not swing by my fractionation round table on Sunday, June 25th at Beguiled? What will your story be?

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One Week to Go!

The order period for baked goods for Beguiled ends in One Week! If you are planning to order anything, now is the time!

Here is the ORDER FORM!

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The Countdown to Beguiled has Begun!

As of today, Friday, June 2nd, there are exactly two weeks left until I stop accepting orders for baked goods for Beguiled! If you are interested at all in ordering something, please do check out the ORDER FORM and make your order as soon as possible!

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Music & Sound & Hypnosis & Manipulation

(This is the gif you get when you search for "mouthful". You're welcome.)

That title is a LOT, right? But a lot of what, though? To find out what I mean, you'll need to be in attendance at @beguiledcon on Friday, June 23, at 10:30am, because that's when AndSleep* and I will be presenting the class with that name! (Until then, as they say on Taskmaster, "All the information is in the task.")

*Did you know that AndSleep has a tumblr? It's @disco-volante-cityboy but he didn't make it, and he doesn't update it, or even really look at it. But I've tagged him anyway.

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It’s about two weeks until the order period for baked goods for Beguiled ends!

If you are thinking of ordering, now would be an excellent time!

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It’s 5 weeks til Beguiled! If you haven’t ordered from me yet but you mean to, now would be an excellent time to look at the order form!

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It's the First of May!

And you know what that means...

... for people who live places where it isn't wet and cold and miserable that is.

For me the first of May means that the order period for customizable crafted items to be delivered to you at Beguiled is over! Thanks to anyone who ordered customized dice! For everyone else, there will be non-customizable option available at the event.

The order period for baked goods is still open!

You can order your baked goods for delivery at Beguiled HERE!

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New crystals arrived today! (And will be available at Beguiled)