vengeancedemon

[vengeancedemon]

[user considers this for a while.]

[pm] Sure. I'll investigate glitter. Got any more details than that?

[pm] I am hiring you. Investigate glitter.

[vengeancedemon]

[pm] 'Annoyed' is a feeling. You're bringing that out easy enough.

[pm] Doesn't seem like you have any

[vengeancedemon]

Not saying people are trustworthy. Just saying it's easier to punch a guy than a shadow.

Maybe for you. People are also easier to trust than the dark. Which is a mistake too many make.

[vengeancedemon]

It isn't.

It seemed implied. :/

[vengeancedemon]

I am dea

[user backspaces so quickly he drops his phone.]

I only talk about worms with you, because you are always bringing them up. Because you want them. Strange.

I talk about worms as frequently I do because... I have a professional interest in them. They are associated with the dead, you know. And I am a death professional. What's your excuse for talking about them so much, hm?

[vengeancedemon]

[pm] I thought science was about getting words from more than one person. [user knows nothing about science.]

[pm] Would like to take it up with Jade? No? Then I suppose it only makes sense for me to take her word for it over yours.

[vengeancedemon]

No, I don't. But I'm starting to think that maybe you do. Because you talk about them very much. Maybe you are progect projecting.

You find worms sexually attractive. Do you like them long and grey, or pink and girthy?

[vengeancedemon]

[user is quietly pleased to see his glitter bomb had an effect. doors are being open. ideas are being born.]

[user accidentally tries to google here]

Glitter removal services

Glitter got in the sutures of a skull I found, best way to remove

How to not be sparkly

Decontamination chamber for glitter

How to prevent glitter from compromising autopsy

Images of glitter in organs

[vengeancedemon]

@kadavernagh from here:

Worms are predominantly posterior.

[user does not know what this means.]

I do not know what this means.

[vengeancedemon]

[user suspects this may be untrue, but can't message jade to confirm because he is ghosting her. user knows that regan knows this.]

[pm] Whatever. Jade isn't the only one who gets to decide if things are homophobic. I decided it isn't.

[pm] Actually, I have just asked Jade, and you're wrong, and homophobic. Case closed. Glad we solved that one, detective.

[vengeancedemon]

What's one thing you miss about your childhood?

Victor. He was the best of us, I think. Good hunter. Smart. Good with people, too. He should have been the one to make it out. But [...] I guess none of us made it out.

Had a knife when I was ten. It was good knife. Don't know what happened to it.

[vengeancedemon]

What makes someone beautiful?

When they don't care if they are or not. My wife never did. Neither does Teddy. When somebody is just themself, when they're not trying to put on a goddamn show. That's-

[user feels sad. backspaces everything.]

Ass, I guess.

[vengeancedemon]

[pm] If that's what you call a life.

Could have just told her to kill me, then. If you don't care so much. Seems like maybe you've got more of a problem than you pretend to.

[pm] Least I got an actual life to fuck up, corpse.

You motherf [user has a small meltdown] I didn't put anyone there, the bitch just couldn't tell a few shitty hookups for what they actually were. You're the one that should have fucking killed

[vengeancedemon]

[pm] But I don't hate them because they are gay. I hate them because they are worms. You can hate gay people for reasons that are not anything to do with them being gay. If you don't hate gay people at all just because they are gay, I think this is [.....] homophobic. I don't really know what Jade would Jade isn't really I don't want to talk about Jade

[pm] Now you know they're gay, yet you still hate them. What would Jade say about that? (She would say that is homophobic.) Not that you'd know, considering you haven't been talking to h

[vengeancedemon]

[pm] Don't worry about it too much. I'm sure you'll fuck up your own life again soon, then I'll have plenty more. Been, what? A week since you ruined everything good? You're overdue.

You cared enough to put me on that goddamn list. Why did Why was

[pm] We need to get you some new material.

You're projecting. Guess it makes sense that you're desperate enough now to accept caring from anyone, even if it's all in your fucking head.

[vengeancedemon]

I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT THE MANY UNIVERSES IN WHICH BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO PEOPLE OTHER THAN THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE. [...] SURE. YOU CAN HAVE THESE WORLDS. YOU CAN WARM THEM IN YOUR HANDS AT NIGHT. BUT KNOW; BY SIGNING, YOU AGREE ALSO TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE UNIVERSE WHERE THE OCEANS GLOW RED, WHERE WHAT WE CALL SHADOW IS PULSING WITH MUSK OF HOOVES, AND ESPECIALLY THE ONE IN WHICH HUMANS EXIST, BUT ONLY IN THE NIGHTMARES OF SMALL CHILDREN. WILL YOU HOLD THAT ONE, TOO?

— Franny Choi, Soft Science

[vengeancedemon]

[pm] Probably hard for you to care what anyone thinks since you never do it yourself.

Sounds like somebody making excuses to keep a monster something someone else alive. Touching, really.

[pm] Good thing I don't care what you think.

Oh the show is watching you suffer through this. No reason to end it early.