vengeancedemon

[vengeancedemon]

[pm] [...] No. We've talked. We are talking. But I haven't seen her since the day she came by my apartment. It's probably I don't think she likes it. Being around me. When we talk online, she can pretend it isn't real. But when she's with me My brother used to say it was like ants crawling all over you, the feeling when something you're supposed to hunt is near. Like your body's trying to tell you to grab a knife. I don't want her to Might be for the best, right now.

Christ, Regan, it's just [...] something people say. [...] What do you do with the extras if you go past the number you're allowed?

[......] Yeah. Maybe. If it wouldn't [...] hurt you, or whatever.

[pm] And are you aware that you hurt it? Why-- she's still--perhaps you're right that there's no avoiding the

Have you seen each other? Recently. Since--Surely that first time had to be the hardest, and now you can both just

Bored... me? Why would I be bored? There's always more to do at the morgue. Though at this rate, I'm risking exceeding my number of annual autopsies. We're only allowed to do a certain amount, you know. Unfair in a town like this. What are we supposed to do, let the storage overflow?

I will do it, though. If you want. See your death I don't know what to call it, not run out of freezer space.

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THE BOYS 4.05 Beware of the Jabberwock, My Son

[vengeancedemon]

I don't think I will change my mind, but I don't really want you to call me mister either way. My name is Emilio.

Aw okay :( Let me know if you change your mind though! I wouldn't have to call you mister, I could call you by your name like you can call me Monica :D

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Don't think it counts for much. Police like to close a case. Don't usually care how they do it. I get a lot of work that way. Bet they still bring you in for [...] car scratching crimes.

Me saying I will do something is not proof of me allegedly doing something. I've often said I'll do something and haven't done it, because I'm good at laziness and not following up on plans. And so, it will not hold in a court of law. Duh.

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[pm] The fuck would a mouse be a detective for? And I don't wear hats. Or smoke pipes.

What? [...] Miracle, I think.

[pm] Is that your job? I thought it was bein' this generation's Great Mouse Detective. All you need is a dumb hat n' a smokin' pipe, what what.

At least it ain't makin' my eyes brown! [...] That we can agree on.

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[pm] Guess I'm doing my job, then.

You're so full of shit. [...] Never understand any of this shit. Probably better not to bother trying, I guess.

[pm] Don't worry, you definitely have.

Just a fashion icon. [...] Yes, to both. Eggs n' Jesus. N' chocolate. Chocolate shaped like eggs, and rabbits, n' Jesus probably.

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Feels like I should make you work for it. Hate to see you get lazy. People might get the wrong idea if you were lazy and pantsless.

Well damn, now I'm curious what you got in mind. You wanna share with the class?

[vengeancedemon]

You can have plenty of fun with your pants on if you're willing to get creative.

No way, there's hardly anythin' fun you can do with pants on. C'mon, you oughtta know that.

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I barely know you, and I know that's a lie. Maybe they'd be even better with pants on.

And they're all great! Nothin' but fun.

[vengeancedemon]

All your days are pantsless ones, from what I can tell.

Now how am I supposed to have any fun doin' that? My best days are the pantless ones.

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It was a few years ago. In an [...] accident. Don't think the details matter very much. [...] I don't think it would work like that for me. And I don't really want to march around in place while someone calls me mister.

Oh no! How did you hurt your leg?? You know, physical therapy is very helpful for rehabilitation. Zumba is the best for that because you can go at your own pace! You could march around in place and I'd be like 'oh, good job mister!' as long as you're trying your best.

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[pm] Yeah. People usually think they can handle pain until they get a lot of it. [...] Guess so. Shouldn't have kids just for something like that. Kids should have parents who want them either way. Not for what they are or what they will be, just for them.

[...] It was [...] more complicated for me.

Yeah? I'll take you up on that.

[PM] Having been bit by a number of times, it sucks even as a werewolf. Even as a wolf. So, yeah, I think a lot of people probably second-guess their commitment once that pain settles in. It's different in general, yeah. If you actually want kids. But when you're only doing it to build some kind of army get more werewolves, that sucks.

Oh. I was thinking, like, with a werewolf. Or a vampire, I guess, if we're talking undead. With someone else specifically making you into something [User makes a mental note to research more types of undead.]

Okay, then tequila and whiskey on me this time.

[vengeancedemon]

@luckylockjaw replied to your post “How do you feel about nudity? Nudists?”:

You sure seem to care when I'M naked.

No, I just think it'd be nice if you wore pants every now and then. Just for a change.

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How do you feel about nudity? Nudists?

I don't care if people are naked.

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Guess you'd have a hard time knowing if someone was losing interest or not. Probably people's default around you. I don't tell myself anything because I don't think of you at all. Was never about getting back at you. You just kept showing up.

Sure as fuck didn't show it. I bet you tell yourself it was your choice. Please, you were being a nosy little fuck way before that, with nothing better to do than try to get back at me.

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[pm] Yeah. Big difference between being born a certain way and having it [...] happen to you later. Especially if the way it happens is [...] bad. Can't imagine there's a fun way to be mauled by a werewolf, even if someone thinks they want it. [...] Having kids is different than turning humans, I think. Hunters are like that. Have kids so that there will be a new generation when you're gone. But it isn't so simple once you-

That's true.

Yeah. New new. [user feels incredibly uncomfortable.] They wanted to kill me. That was their motive.

I like drinking much more than talking.

Is that what happened to you? Were you made undead on purpose? I mean. I love being a werewolf. But it's all I've ever known and the only thing I've ever been. So I can understand why someone would want it, but I still don't think it's responsible [...] There were some people in my pack who were trying to [...] wanted to have as many pups kids as possible. At least those were born wolves, but it still always felt wrong [...] shitty to me. Plus those guys sucked.

[...] People get hurt all sorts of ways.

Oh, it's like new new. Sorry. I guess I didn't consider that you weren't just something else but that you had to [...] literally die for that to happen. I guess I won't ask about the motives of the person who turned you, after all.

You don't have to talk about it. We can drink about it instead?

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[pm] Fair enough.

I agree. Guess an accident is an accident, but [...] on purpose is different. Anyone who thinks they want something like this is in for a bad surprise, I think. And more out of control wolves is definitely not a good thing. That's how people get hurt.

It's just [...] new. I was [...] alive a couple of months ago. And now, things are different. I'm not ready to talk about that yet, I think.

[PM] Like- [User doesn't want to talk about this, actually] I dunno. I told you I got tired of it.

Sometimes it's an accident -- I think mostly it is. That's complicated. But doing it on purpose, even if someone [...] thinks they want to be turned, I don't think that's good. Like you said, most people don't know that they're getting into. Not really. All of it just leads to more out-of-control wolves, which is bad.

Well, yeah. I just said, I only really know about vampires and zombies, and you're neither of those. I'm not going to I wasn't asking to You don't have to tell me if it's too personal or whatever. Even though I told you about my wolf