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My fuckass friend and I

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i need a radical change n my life and i need it now
#me the moment i get a place near the uni in germany#let me innnn i need to get out of here and get a job and meet new people and get insurance and control my own envirmonment and situation
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Cadillac Calais Hardtop Coupe, 1970. The Calais was Cadillac's entry level model from 1965 to 1976. It was identical to the better equipped de Ville. To anyone who lives in Europe or the UK the idea of calling a luxury car Calais seems ironic as Calais is a French port city on the English Channel that is a magnet for asylum-seekers wanted to make the treacherous journey across the sea to the Kent coast.
#ohhh my gooood peak car shape we need to return to this#modern cars are like unethically bred dogs with fucked up snouts to me this is what we need#sexy asf
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Drawings of overhead trolley bus wires
by Martial Richoz (Swiss, b.1963)
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Is that... my special 25% red and 75% yellow juice combo?
Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for
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dipper: this town is so weird, and my grunkle doesnt believe me… how is it all possible? who wrote the journals?? isn’t there anyone who can help me solve the mysteries of gravity falls!?!?
old man mcgucket in his junkyard:

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hello lovely people of tumblr!!
if you've ever enjoyed any of my writings, art, memes, or general Ways Of Being, might you consider kicking me a couple bucks? i'm going on a study abroad and while i'm able to make it just fine, i'm currently still hurting for day-to-day expenses like food and travel.
i'm available to do simple tarot spreads and i've uploaded a digital copy of my queer nautical history zine to my ko-fi for purchase.
my ko-fi is in my bio, and you can dm me for my paypal or venmo. thank you all <3
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If I were a used car salesman, I would give my customers such incredible deals on my cars that people would think I'm crazy. They'd call me Crazy Gally. I would sell cars at prices so low, people would think I had something to hide. They'd say I'm a closet homosexual, and I let men suck my cock in exchange for better deals.
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Thinking about utdr amalgams & goners all day everyday
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if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you
#i have two followers who regularly turn my 0 note bangers into 2 bote bangers#i love you slash parasocial know that
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