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I am re playing Resident Evil 4 and what the hell is this
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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
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#jeff bezos’ flying d*ck AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME (1999) — feat. Blue Origin’s “New Shepard 4”
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historical text: contains the word “urinomancy”
rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.
me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD
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yesterday was a funny day on twitter XD
https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1061786484028596224
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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sharing is caring, they said
i've had this stuck in my head pls this is a cry for helphhsjakdfakjf
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The Daughters are made of flies right? Well, just hear me out
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On the other hand, Angie has done everything she has been accused of and a shit ton we don't know about....

Donna did nothing wrong* and didn't deserve her fate, I will die on this hill
* = OK she made Ethan hallucinate, but did he die?
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Donna did nothing wrong* and didn't deserve her fate, I will die on this hill
* = OK she made Ethan hallucinate, but did he die?
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