"Obstreperous! I'll bloody SHOW you Obstreperous!" Hands came from all sides, but Lorne Dooley swung on. The weapon dipped, over and over, never coming out quite as smoothly as it went in, leaving a large bloody recess in the skull of every man who had matched his wits against that of the snake.
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@walkinggatorbait cont. from [x]
Lorne skittered up from the floor, off his belly, dropping the woman’s ankle out of his teeth. As he stood, he brushed the dust from his shirt in a flustered rage. “Oi! I done bit ye issss what I done... S’ort of an ol’ habit I picked up somewheresss... Though t’ be perfectly honest-like, it might quick becomin’ s’ort of a new habit.”
He dropped to the ground again, to his knees. “It’s that damned Voodoo! That wicked ol’ power! I sensssed it! And I reckon you-you reminded me of that wicked ol’ woman... ssshe ssssought to defoul the sssmall... ”
#walkinggatorbait#(i really need to update my blog but - basically lorne is a snake#who once belonged to a bad witch who's mind was later transferred to the dead body#of an ex-mafia member - who was also a revenge artist)#(so he ends up with a duel personality rather than a split one)
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@deadlikemc
“I see dead pe’ple.”
“Nahr, I don’t really. I’s jes quotin’ Haley Joel Osment ... Jayzus, whatever happened to him, right?”
#deadlikemc#(thanks for following!)#greeter;;#closed;;#(since lorne's body is technically dead it would be hilarious if he could see dead#people but he doesn't even know it)
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“A’right. O-kee. Fine. Now who do I haff t’ kill...in o’rder t’ get a decent drink aroun’ here?” He’s bluffing--Covered in blood--but nevertheless bluffing.
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psychologist: *diagnoses me with something* me: so i have that? it’s canon?
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Well, what do you think? Who the hell is he? How does he keep finding us like that?
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((Yo! If you’re up for it, I would love to have more things with these weirdos!))
(( Answering asks tomorrow since I have time. also going to make some new threads. Like this as well if you’d like a starter ))
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Proinsias Cassidy // Joe Gilgun
“I have zero hope in this world, mate. And I’m bloody fantastic!“
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kingxfmischief:
“A freak show?” Loki snarled, only growing more irritated with each word that the other spoke. Green eyes narrowed as the Trickster began to advance on the other man, easily towering over him. “I am of Asgard; a prince and a God.”
“Arsegard. Hm. ‘Sounds like one of those Heavy Metal b’ands I missed out on while I was in the slammer ... “
The hybrid threw up his hands in a truce sign. “A god I could fathom of ye, mate -- I’ve danced with devils,” he paused, as though that would make everything clear for all. “But a prince? Nar! I would’t ‘ave called that. There’s no weepy entourage! Not even a well-fed paparazzi in sight!” Lorne shrugged. Then it occurred to him; if he could make good with this puny, so-called, god, he might crawl from his social belly, and up his status a bit. Just a bit. Perhaps.
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If you commit a crime at the carnival, do you get a fair trial?
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