this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one knows what the fuck i'm talking about every time i reference it
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Mgs characters in terms of cuntiness
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say goodnight to him please
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mothers: omg I would love for you to meet my daughter here she comes
the "daughter" in question:
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Big Boss is such an animal. No manners, absolutely no idea what social cues are or just how normal conversation works. Imagine Eva bringing that man home. They all sit down to eat and he just starts eating with his hands and making all kinds of noise. Probably doesn't even close his mouth when he chews. What a man.
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Reminded daily that Venom is so hot I can't stand it.
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