she/her mostly, other pronouns welcome▪️ late 20s ▪️18+ ONLY! if you don't have your age in your bio I will block you! ▪️scientist and himbo▪️bi ▪️switch ▪️slut for pickles▪️fuck binary gender
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paintings by Alyssa Monks
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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie
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need to stick my face into some bush before I go insane actually
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social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
#danger zone#there's the cutest lab called joy in our building and he ALWAYS goes to sniff my crotch when we meet in the elevator lol
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📹 POV: I sit on your face
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please share the tattoo boob window lol

there you go, the boob window
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yes, sir ✖️
yes, daddy ✖️
aye aye, captain ✔️
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wearing a shirt with a little cutout on my back and it turns out, it's exactly where the tits of my tattoo-Lilith are so I have a boob window on my back now
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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man
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antoni & alison - ss03
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