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i told my brother he should watch portrait of a lady on fire and he fucking said to me AND I QUOTE “if i wanted to see sad lesbians i could just watch you”

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“What’s the matter Link? You look confused… don’t you recognize me?”

Bonus art for our new fanart book, Transformations of the Kingdom

Minor TotK spoilers: In the new game, Ganondorf sends a phantom puppet that looks like Zelda to go around causing trouble. Evil Zelda doesn’t have much screen time, but I thought the concept was pretty hot so here we are.

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Cammy in the process of beating your ass up

anonymous commission

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and what’s a god to a non believer?

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lottienat

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XS

"These guys are so good at tracking you down, you'll think you've got a homing device shoved up your ass." (Computer Gaming World #148, Nov. 1996)

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man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

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qanon is qanon for white women

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pervy girls should hit on me I think. I think they should leer at me and grope me and

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the senate is lying to us

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when the pusey is coughing and spitting up blood

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Gotta be honest, as hot as you are, I don't really want to fuck, I just wanna grope your tits while you infodump about the characters you kin. Is that cool with you?

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me: no, so while black ops is technically a direct sequel to world at war, it's really doing its own thing, minus the reznov connection, and later installments are just fully unrelated tbh. anyway, while the original modern warfare was playing around with evoking iraq war imagery, and to a lesser extent some bosnian war stuff, the reboot is heavily focused on the isis era of the war on terror, including a bunch of stuff with us-backed local militias that's, in my opinion, based on the ypg, but of course ideologically neutered and fighting russia instead. all of this loops around to my main point,

my purgatory cellmate:

purgatory guard: no suicide

purgatory cellmate: i wasn't

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stop reblogging butch and femme jerma