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there is so much fucking happening here

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actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye

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thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

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this is still probably my favorite interaction i’ve had on youtube

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hey im brewing a potion of tastes bad and fucking kills you, anyone want some?

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this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

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new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

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when someone in an old book means "yelled" but says "violently ejaculated" i freak out and call the cops and stand in the yard until they arrive

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Man I remember I used to follow like a million Undertale roleplay blogs, do those still exist now?

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caught Bob sitting in the middle of my garden eating his sandwiches and then the little freak began taking pictures of ME...

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Rupaul when I trespass on his oil fracking land

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people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

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