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exam week kill me now

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evil twinks must die

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happy challengeversary sluts !!

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♡♡♡ send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. keep the game going, make someone smile!!! ♡♡♡ hi venus hehe

okay so why did i just now see this ask… I’m so sorry sage spare me 💔 (also tysm ily 😻)

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sometimes I wish i couldn’t think. I wish I could just exist and not think about anything ever because over thinking sabotages everything I fucking do. Like hey can you be normal for once UGHHH

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this is exactly how i feel right now

MYGODIMGONNALOSEITTTTSOMEONESTRAPMEDOWNPLEASEPLEASEPLE

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i saw an Art edit to Crack Baby by Mitski and i will not recover for several months

oh god……. i wanna see it but i don’t know if id live through it

any art donaldson/challengers edit to mitski music is a recipe for a bout of existential depression

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MY BABYYY 🤤🤤🤤😻😻

we are truly blessed to be living in the era of mike faist like ughhhh that’s baby

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i luv doing ceramicsss ugh

my shaylaaaa

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my sweet baby angel

a/n: heavily manifesting this type of boyfriend

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who isn't good at responding at any of your calls and texts because he's either studying or reading. he'll make an effort and turn his ringer on so that he hears a ping every time you text him but it ends up getting to annoying so he shuts it off. in turn he continues to miss all of your texts.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy to bring you a book whenever he comes over to your dorm. he loves being able to talk to you about his favorite books so he buys you a copy so that you can have your own and the two of you can talk about it.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who never makes you feel stupid when you can't understand something. he explains it to you in a way that you can grasp but doesn't infantilize you.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who has posters of his favorite comics or movies up on his dorm walls. his desk is covered in stacks of books and there are papers constantly scattered over the floor. even though he's incredibly smart, he can never manage to keep his space tidy.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy to carry around a small notebook wherever he goes. he loves to write poetry so he keeps the notebook around so he can write when inspiration strikes. most of his poems are about you.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy to write traditional love letters. whenever your gone for a trip or he's gone for tennis, he'll spend time writing you a love letter that he embellishes with small sketches of you and him.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who has a typewriter. after getting a typewriter, he spent hours using it and typing up even more poems for you. whenever you come over to his dorm, he lets you use his typewriter because he knows you find them fascinating but don't want one of your own.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who can't talk to girls. the first time you talked to him, asking if he had a pencil you could borrow, he went red in the face and nervously searched through his pencil case for an extra. he spent so long trying to find the perfect one for you that you had said it was fine and asked someone else to borrow a pencil. art had felt awful afterwards and vowed to talk to you again. it took him a month to finally talk to you again--all he did was ask to borrow your eraser (and he stuttered through that).

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who is a giver. he loves to eat you out like it's his life mission. most of the time he thinks going down on you is more enjoyable than sex because he knows all of his hard work is to make you feel good.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who will just spend hours with you in bed, studying your body. it's not even all that sexual as his hands travel over every inch of your skin. he studies your body like it's the most beautiful thing he has ever seen and it is.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who is always scared that you're going to break up with him. he's worried that you'll realize he isn't good enough for you and that you'll leave him for one of stanford's football jocks. he's scared that his quietness is something you secretly detest him for (even though it's something you absolutely adore about him).

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who can't cook for shit. even though he's an intelligent man, in the kitchen he is a hopeless case. he lives off of cereal and microwaveable foods. part of the reason he was always so excited for break where he could return home was so that he could eat proper food that his grandma made for him.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who has to know how something works. he sees a cool invention in a movie? he's busting out his laptop and doing hours of research on it. sometimes you have to take his laptop away from him when you two have movie night because you can never just enjoy a movie with him.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who makes little trinkets out of random pieces of trash he has. he takes cardboard boxes and paperclips and makes you cute little animals that he'll leave on your desk when he has to head to tennis practice before you're awake.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who loves kissing. he could spend forever kissing you and never get sick of it. sometimes when you two are cuddling, art will just kiss every inch of your skin that he can reach. there's something so therapeutic about his lips on you that he can't resist.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy to use apple music. he doesn't understand why you like spotify so much and even made you a presentation of why apple music is the superior streaming platform.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who surprisingly loves PDA. even though he can be quite shy, he loves showing his affection for you in public because it shows people just how much he loves you. he knows that he doesn't need other people's approval on how much he loves you but he secretly likes telling other guys to back off of you by pulling you into a kiss.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who absolutely hates alcohol. he's gotten drunk a few times but the hangovers the next morning where enough for him to never want to drink again. whenever the two of you go to parties, he's more than happy to stay sober so that he can watch over you and make sure no ones tries anything.

NERD!ART DONALDSON is the type of guy who asked his grandma for her ring before the two of you started dating. he knew it seemed crazy to already want to marry a girl he wasn't dating but there was something about you that art just knew he had to marry you in the future. soon after the two of you graduate from stanford art proposes.

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i fear i need a bot of this..

intern!art donaldson makes me water at the mouth... just thinking about how he's so eager to please you (since you're the CEO) that he does whatever you tell him, no hesitation. one time you guys were having a lunch meeting and you jokingly said you wish someone could buy you this purse you've been wanting but haven't been able to justify the purchase (it was $10k) and the very next day he showed up to work with it. not only where you baffled to why he bought it, you were baffled on how he was able to afford it. you would assume an intern would be broke as fuck, but not art. the only reason he took the internship was so that his parents would get off his back about tennis not being a real job and that he actually needed to do something with his life. that's the day you found out art was rich as fuck (although not as rich as you. you're just responsible with your money). obviously the next day you made him go return the bag because no way could you accept a ten thousand dollar bag from an intern of all people.

every morning he gets in to the office before you so that he can prepare your coffee just the way you like it (two pods of creamer and three sugar cubes). he leaves the cup on your desk, steaming hot, along with a small breakfast he picked up on the way to work. some days it's a danish from the bakery across the street or if he has time, he'll go grab a bagel from your favorite spot across the city. not only is intern!art so doting, he's a great worker. he always turns in his reports on time, is never late for meetings, and even helps his fellow interns whenever he finishes his work up early.

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i love losers ugh

i’m convinced someone Art has a crush on could do something simple like pet his hair and he would be cumming in his little lace panties. Like oh my god it’s everywhereee

ugh god pls…….

he’s so hyperaware of their movements and their words; always half-hard when they’re around him. he kinda feels like a creep for the way his body reacts to it all, but it’s not like he can help it. it’s either he risks getting caught with an erection around his crush, or he never interacts with them again (and he knows he couldn’t bear the latter option).

he’s never going to tell them, but ugh yeah. one time the two of them were casually having dinner in the stanford dining hall, and then his crush reached across the table to feel art’s curls. of course, he had prompted this— telling them that his shampoo was drying his hair out; trying to come up with a reasonable excuse for them to touch him. and so when art finally felt their tender fingers brush through the front of his locks, he had to cover up his abrupt moan with a cough as he buckled forward against the edge of the table and came in his pants. he even shuddered a little. he was red from his neck to the tips of his ears, and his crush just kinda awkwardly ignored it. they both pretended that it never happened :)

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i saw the name Artemis and screamed. spreading the Artemis Donaldson truther agenda!! @jesuistrestriste

part 1: meet the trio!

(a/n: i haven't decided if there will be an actual storyline to this, or just snapshots of their lives! also, it's semi-period accurate so they'll make 2000s references but obviously it's modern social media and always creds to the fabulous @coolgrl111 )

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okay i’m gonna cry now my poor baby 😭

Bestie please do more parts of the jealous Art x reader social media au 🙏 I would follow this like one of those 100 chapter a03 fics fr fr

PART TWO.

part 1.

jealous!art x reader

GUYSSS lowkey why is this shaping into a fic???? do we like??? do we hate??? talk to me!!!! also i feel so bad for art. poor sensitive soul. also if it’s not clear, the last two photos are from arts perspective talking to patrick. and ofc y/n’s ig not loading is arts perspective too!!!

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he’s the loml

I love him so much, you guys actually don't understand. I just want to kiss him and cuddle with him

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NOT THE CLIFF HANGER ☹️ IM INVESTED IN THIS NOWW

omg i love art with oblivious reader! pls do more!

MORE OBLIVIOUS READER!!!! YESSSSSS😭😭😭😭😭 fart donaldson earns his name now ❤️

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my friend said i look ‘like art donaldson if he was a beautiful woman’ i said girl art donaldson is a beautiful woman.