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odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

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'respectively' is such a good sentence modifier. it allows you to define lists in parallel and zip them

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i need akinator.com for diseases and viruses and infections that affect the respiratory system and otherwise

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By "where you were born" I mean the home you lived in as a newborn, not the hospital

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'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

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Those Feratu

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One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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I feel like Robert Pattinson was born to be a strange old man actor. Like he's already great but he's really gonna hit his peak when he's around 70

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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Wait I don’t think I ever showed any of you guys the results of the chicken photo shoot

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getting a note on a super old post

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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

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"They came in the night and took him away, and we stayed here on the moon."

"I'm glad to be here," she said. "Thank you for bringing me."

Drew the Blackwood sisters for an art contest on instagram, I had so much fun composing this one and thinking about the details in it !