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hand in unlovable hand

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The paulpat experience

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He's the cutest thing as long as he shuts tf up

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But I am simply not there.

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The category is “bisexual businessmen with pretty eyes and severe psychological imbalances”

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From the deleted scenes, starting at 9:10:

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but who killed Paul Allen?

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hello queen i am writing to make sure that project 2025 will not affect ur literacy masterpieces I have been stressing abt this since trumps reeleaction anyway ur awesome sauce k thnks

Don’t worry at all because that 🍊 and his horrible plans will not TOUCH my work. If worst comes to worst I will literally email y’all every chapter!!! Also you are so sweet and even more awesome mwah

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you’re a more prolific author than alexandre dumas, leo tolstoy, dostoyevsky, and victor hugo combined. the mergerization and acquisition of patrick bateman truly rivals war and peace

I WISH. Giving you a little forehead kiss for this comment mwah

(Also fun fact: Mergerization is going to end up being longer than war and peace lmao. Considering we’re at 255k words and only a third of the way through sooo….)

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He just overthinking

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Stupid little things about the AP gang that I think about 24/7

- Bryce calling McDermott “McDoofus”

- Bryce saying they can’t get into Dorsia because “Bateman won’t give the mâitre d head” (HELLO?? I feel like we don’t talk about this line enough???)

- [Bryce to Patrick at the club when he asks where McDermott is]: “Gorbachev is downstairs. McDermott went to sign a peace treaty between the United States and Russia. He's the one behind Glasnost.”

- McDermott to Patrick when he’s having his meltdown over Luis’ business card: “what’s the matter Bateman? No shiatsu this morning?”; “calm down little buddy”

- in the deleted scene where Bryce runs off at Tunnel and says “I’m leaving, I’m getting out” and Patrick says: “don’t tell me, merchant BANKING?“ whilst giggling like it’s the funniest thing ever

- also the entire deleted scene where they’re in the limo and McDermott is talking about getting a handjob from a college girl (“she kept her glove on the entire time!”) and the guys are just ribbing him and throwing cigars

I love these idiots lmao

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this guy is quite psycho it would seem!

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so lazy omfg

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pretty victim

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Clocked him

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babe what if we were both in a dysfunctional relationship but ig it's fine because we're both hot