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[venzlenes]

HELL YEAH ILL BE UR BIGGEST SUPPORTER 🔥 I LOVE YOU TOO

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🐝-tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them

@venzlenes ; ok uhhh shes my bsf, love her with my whole heart, she'll probably forever be my biggest supporter🫶

@soismoncoeur ; another one of my bsfs, helped me plan out an entire smau (might b coming soon yall 😈) (praying this is the right person.)

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yes

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🥑- you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

@venzlenes probably, i think she'd help me hide the body if im honest😭

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🎸 - “HOW I FEEL”

i wanted to write more but i felt like this chapter should’ve ended here 😭😭

THE STRUGGLE IVE BEEN THROUGH OMG

is this even readable…

ALSO WHY AM I FLOPPING LATELY

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sweet disaster!

synopsis; you attempt to bake for your boyfriend, but it doesnt exactly go as planned..

notes - gn!reader x satoru gojo :) "hun" used as a pet name once. i am genuinely SO ANXIOUS to post this. if u like it pls reblog or comment or whatever.. if u dont like it just come to my house and shoot me tbh

you had always known your boyfriend liked sweet things. the first time you had met satoru, he was munching on some sort of candy. his friends, students, everyone knew. so.. you wanted to try and be a good partner; attempting to bake something for him.

lord now knows you're terrible at baking, and you won't try again.

because it's your fourth try at baking cookies for him, and so far you've failed by forgetting the flour, not placing them further away on the pan causing them to stick together, burning them- you've done everything you could to fuck up these cookies.

you could just watch a tutorial. easy enough, right? well you've watched the same video over and over again, having the urge to punch your phone at the random males voice instructing you for what feels like the tenth time. you could call megumi? he could help. maybe.

a click at the door makes you freeze at the garbage can, having just thrown out your fourth- fifth batch of cookies? you've lost count. you hurriedly shut the garbage, trying to clean up the kitchen and yourself the most you can in only a few seconds, which isn't a lot, but why not try?

satoru shuffles in, looking around a bit for you, hearing you moving around and clinking stuff in the kitchen. "..hun, what're you doing?" he asks, walking over to the kitchen and staring you down as you stand next to the garbage, a complete mess, probably. you haven't had time to look at yourself, just an assumption from the way he's staring down at you and obviously trying not to laugh.

"..nothing at all!" you say, looking over at your boyfriend with a bubbly smile on your face to attempt to distract him from whatever you just threw out, and the burning smell coursing around the house. "you sure?" he questions, tilting his head a bit to the side. you nod, looking into his eyes- well, blindfold- with that same smile on your face. satoru giggles a bit at you, walking over to you.

"two questions. one, why does it smell like a house fire in here? and two, why are you trying so desperately to hide the trash?" he asks, looking down at you. you look up at him. "tried to bake for you, obviously didn't go as planned," you sigh. "stupid dude who's tutorial i was watching didn't make any sense." satoru lets out a small laugh, smiling down at you with that cheeky grin of his.

"you don't gotta bake me anything, you're enough yourself. plus, i don't want you burning down the house.." he mumbles, making you softly punch his arm. "in all seriousness tho, you could've called megumi. he's a pretty good baker, somewhat good of a cook. if you wanna learn how to bake, give him a call."

you nod, still smiling up at him. he leans down and gives you a small peck on the lips, leaning back up to stare back down at you. "please don't try baking again without someone else. it smelled like there was a fire, i thought you burned the house down. smelled like it, at least." satoru says, still looking down at you. you pout up at him, flicking his forehead.

made by myguumi; please dont alter my work or try and post as your own. reblogs are appreciated, but claiming as your own is not.

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me when i yap to someone and they just say ok so i pull out a glock and shoot them because wtf is ur problem???

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🎸 - “BUT WE ARENT THOUGH”

BEFORE YALL START COMING AT ME FOR NOT UPLOADING, i had the BIGGEST blue lock hyper fixation i even started thinking dropping kiss n tell to make an oliver aiku smau 😧

BUT WERE STILL HERE

thanks to everyone in the discord server for keeping me strong and threatening me to post this 😇

maki being so unbothered 🙏 queen behaviour

see you next month guys LMFAAOOO /hj

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Men with black hair >>>

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That's enough of that level. MAMMA MIA, I GOT FUCKING KILLED...said Mario as he walked outside. And the player says "Did Mario SWEAR? Did I...Did I just hear that from the video?" That's my creepypasta, Mario says the fuck word. I wish that was a creepypasta. One night, I was playing Super Mario 64, AND HE SAID A NAUGHTY WORD. While travelling THE END through the Dire Dire Docks, u-upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "Shh....FUCK" Then my mother comes into the room and says "ARE YOU SWEARING?" I said "IT WAS MAAARIO, NOT MEE" My moth..oh my god..my mother grabbed me by the ear and she threw me into the bathroom and, SHE THREW ME INTO THE GAME, she fed me more hair, SHE THREW ME INTO THE BATHROOM I WENT "OOOH FFFFF" She jumped on my face, she did the ground pound, she...she swung me around by the hair and said "so long, gay bowser" THIS IS A VERY SPOOKY STORY. That night, I decided to revisit the old Dire Dire Docks for further inspection. This time, Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said "...CUNT" And he shook it! My mother...ran in, bellows "you will never to how funny that was" Chris shook his head in a really funny way. My mother ran in holding the Mario manual AND SAID NOT YOU AGAIN she started belting me across the mouth with it. Then she started cutting the whapping of my fingers with it. She m..grabbed my lip and starte-MY FINGERS BECAME LONGER. She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no good Wario again, I'll pull off-" I SAID "IT'S MMMAAAARIO, MOOOM" she was a fake gamer girl the whole time. That's when my father mm...bre...mm...ran in. I FORGOT THE PATTERN And Yoshi the dino ff borg Hey why WHAAAAAAAAAAOW, I'm dead WARIO smacked me in the face. I GUESS I FORGOT THE PATTERN. What's the pattern? I got him KILLED HOW ARE YOU SUP- the pattern HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED to know the pattern the first time you play. WE NEED AN ENDING TO THIS CREEPY PASTA oh uhh uhh, he...like THIS IS THE THIRD NIGHT THIS IS WHEN IT GETS CRAZY that's true FINE UH MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND WAS IN THE VIDEOGAME and said "you have to save me or something" okay. I tried but she fuckin..g..go..I ha...I ha-AND THEN EVERYONE PROBABLY STOPPED READING THIS BECAUSE I AI..I KINDOF RUINED IT BY THROWING THAT IN. And the...it made Mario s...I hit the it-it made the swear word retract back into his mouth THAT'S SCARY RIGHT EVERYBODY MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND TALKED TO ME THROUGH THE VIDEO GAME THAT'S A GOOD ENDING Is that an actual story? That was how the Godzilla one ended or something I think

GO FOCUS ON WRITING INSTEAD KF SENDING ME THESE YK WHO U ARE

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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.

You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally NOT GOOD.

I know u got this off a google. I've used it before. AND U WERE WITH ME WHEN I USED IT @myguumi

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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on

WHAT😭

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ITS SO FUNNY WHAT IS THIS, I DONT EVEN REMEMBER SAYING ANYTHING??😭😭

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19 hours without u... I'm going insane

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i have my notifs on for the special people😋

sometiems i reblog or post something and it takes @venzlenes 5-10 seconds to like it and it SCARES md.😓😓😓

[venzlenes]

no cz why do people do this w every single charater😪

ifeel like the only one who doesnt hc pansexual megumi or believe its implied 😭😭 like him using ambiguous pronouns doesnt mean he inherently likes every gender . if gege outright said he liked guys not only would he loose sales for that considering a good portion of his audience is homophobic teen gojo stans,, but also a teen boy in japan in that setting is VERY unlikely to come out blatantly as gay . not saying hes canon gay but just saying that it's NOT pansexual coding and the shipping / lgbtq wiki should also not be putting him down as canonically pansexual..!!!

also yuji's name means 'unshakable character' which megumi said was his type . take that as you will

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I lied, when i said write this ff i dont know who to do it abt😝☝️

im really debating if i should actually make an effort to right this ff n post it..

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im really debating if i should actually make an effort to write this ff n post it..

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oh yeah

making a geto x reader oneshot for @venzlenes rn (staring at her as i post this)

hope yall enjoy🫶‼️🗣️