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I also am very concerned as to why there is not a device THAT TELLS YOU WHERE NEARBY SPIDERS ARE
#look nothing against spiders#I respect that they're doing their thing just like everybody else#but you're just too goddamn horrifying
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Wouldn't it be great if spiders and birds switched their reactions to humans like if spiders ran away from you at top speed when you came within ten feet and birds would just up and chill on your leg
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Watch: Walter knows at least three words in sign language
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vine
this fucking vine. i want steve buscemi to say this. like i want a remake of this vine starring steve buscemi
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It doesn’t make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don’t really see ourselves. We don’t watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and silent with chests rising and falling with our own rhythm. We don’t see ourselves reading a book, eyes fluttering and glowing. You don’t see yourself looking at someone with love and care inside your heart. There’s no mirror in your way when you’re laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out of you. You would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the moments where you are truly yourself.
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I have over 1k in my bank account and I just wish I could blow it all on good makeup
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“When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates - my kids are gonna be right about that.”
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IM FUCKING CRYING

Pam’s Art Exhibition // The Office
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Big butt. Bigger heart
Michael Scott (via happyandintroverted)
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my parents are so loud when they're doing..... yknow and like they don't even try to be quiet
#but hey they leave the lights on so at least we know there's still some attraction there#but seriously gross
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