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that post about ‘the patti lupone you know is already dead and gone’ sends me every fucking time. i love that stupid post. it’s so fucking funny.
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Putting 奥润橘/Aorunju (transliteration of "orange") to sleep
English added by me :)
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pro tip: if you're gonna record a porn video, please remove any and all mariah carey cardboard cutouts from the picture frame.
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a huge shoutout to our brilliant stagehands, who spent a collective 25,000 calories over the course of the episode
#things posted by the boss of the last remaining theatre in an apocalyptic hellscape where food is so sparse#that every function is categorised by calorie consumption#also sam reich is there
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Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind
Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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