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they told me not to eat rocks but google has my back
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fucking hell this happens every time i try to use my orb
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#literally who are we living like this for#why does walmart send me emails asking for reviews and ask for feedback at the register and want me to use their app#like why would i do any of that what is any of it for?#last time in walmart an at&t salesperson stopped me and tried to get me to switch phone carriers#and it caught me off guard to have someone try to persuade me through face-to-face conversation#what fresh hell do I live in that an old-fashioned sales pitch feels almost genial
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happy jonathan harker discovers paprika day to everyone who celebrates it
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it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t
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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row
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been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter
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lol nice outfit loser *puts phone up to ear* huh…? what? oh um- okay. anyway 1828 called. they said they found something really really scary in goya’s house
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Sorry for yearning for the ocean on main. It will happen again.
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