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@izaacs-notdeadyet I blame you.

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Seem to forgot i have tumblr sometimes

These 3 are the cutest gang members btw

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rdr2 timewarp au, general gang antics at department stores:

hosea running through why they are going to walmart like it is a mission. do not steal anything, stay with the group. all they need is bedsheets. they are going in for one item. do not wander off.

he looks back to the gang after a very well delivered speech and they're already fucking gone. arthur has vanished. there's a monkey backpack on the ground that sean has somehow yanked off without undoing any of the buckles. lenny went after sean but he was texting jenny so he could probably walk right past sean and not realize.

bessie gently puts her hand on her husband's shoulder and says she'll go try to find arthur, who is usually the only 6'2 man built like a brick wall in the craft section and therefore easiest to locate.

hosea knows the only reason kieran didn't wander off is because he likes pushing the trolley (he may be easily overstimulated by the modern era and only semi-verbal thanks to trauma but he still wants to be helpful however he can!!) but that doesn't stop kieran from being his favorite son for the remainder of the trip.

linen acquired but they still haven't found the rest of the gang so kieran's allowed to pick out one item as a thank you for not running off and letting hosea cling to a shred of sanity. the funny part is kieran has exactly 5 interests and hosea can usually guess what he's going to buy. kieran gets an off-brand oodie (falls under interest no.4 sub-section b - comfort items: oversized clothes)

bessie is too soft on arthur who will always be her baby boy she's known him since he was an angsty teenager and she lets him buy a massive a2 sheet of 300gsm watercolor paper which he absolutely refuses to crease or fold while carrying through the store

sean and lenny are okay not getting anything because they ate an entire tray of free samples while the girl meant to be supervising the stall was too nervous to say anything.

hosea swears he's never taking any of them anywhere again.

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ur timewarp au is the greatest thing ever btw

thank you random citizen you gon make me cry

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I Physically CANT WITH THIS STUPID GAME. anyways I was like omg where's kieran all last night before I went to bed and was like "okay whatever I'll just do this last mission with my girl" and then. !!!! YAAAAY KIERAN'S BACK ON THAT HORSE!!!!! YAAAAY. HE BROUGHT SOME NEGATIVE ATTENTION BUT HES BACK AND OKAY. SO GLAD HES BACK.

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1hr30min study of colm

he, dutch, and javier have the coolest outfits

except he only has like, 3 cutscenes OTL

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In another, better universe

Kieran and Javier became friends and went fishing together :)

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Probably isn't what you expected (also sorry for responding so late lol)

But anyways lol there's two ways this could go

I think she'd either have PCOS and keep the beard. Or she'd have transfem butch swag. Beard could be a safety thing (passing as a man) or maybe she doesn't shave it off because she feels it doesn't take away from her identity so she keeps it. Maybe a bit of both.

Anyway, Butch Kieran Duffy be upon ye

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kieran duffy

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someone give me an rdr2 woman to write an essay about i love all of them and i can't choose

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continuation of this post - rdr2 but what if kieran and javier were best friends edition:

javier will never admit he is friends with the o'driscoll but you bet your ass people stop picking on kieran real quick because javier will commit violence against anyone bullying his wet cat (he would call kieran gatito because kieran sounds like kitten in his accent: kieran hates it and would lie about what it means)

kieran doesn't get taken at jack's party because at javier's insistence/threat he sat at the campfire with everyone else. they all got drunk and sang cielito lindo until dawn

they finally go fishing together and start getting to know each other as people ie seeing each other's damage and going 'huh guess we both were pushed to abandoning our core values out of survival so glad that'll never happen with Dutch'. kieran 'borrows' arthur's legendary fish map because they both agree arthur is borderline useless at fishing

when fishing's bad they commit robberies and javier gets to appreciate kieran isn't just a stable boy - man knows his way around a gun. javier gets kieran on the bank robbery job, which results in kieran also being in guarma and absolutely refusing to leave javier behind because he does not believe for a second dutch actually plans on going back for him after seeing him leave lenny to bleed out and die alone

javier still sides with dutch while kieran sides with arthur in the final chapter, but upon realising they've both been left behind in the chaos they decide welp guess you're all i have now. necessary conflict of 'for all your talk about loyalty you really left john to die and didn't believe arthur about micah' 'i was on the train!! what reason did i have then not to believe dutch and micah' 'would you like that chronologically or alphabetized' but they get over it because fundamentally they are both really bad at being alone

post 1899: the legendary misadventures of el coyotitto y el gatito. they are too hurt by the falling apart of the VDLs to actually start a gang but they end up being the only ones that held onto Dutch's ideals? save those who need saving, shoot those who need shooting. mostly they're fishing and minor league stagecoach thieves, giving poor families the excess money and food ala robin hood - but damn are they good at casually shooting corrupt political and military powers across mexico and bordering states.

sometimes they send fish to beecher's hope wrapped in their wanted posters

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think uni will accept 'i had too many ideas' as an acceptable answer for not turning in my essay on time?

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I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him

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Obligatory headless horseman art