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Did no one tell his literal children-??? D:

You poor thing- You don't even know that your father is missing... :c

(You should go give your mom some support cuddles...)

????

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no.

it not me.

also

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*shakes like you like a stressball*

... Verida-who-is-future-mountain-Matriarch, is that you.

If so, you are much too little and young to be able to do such a thing to me, hatchling-

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I AM GOING TO SHAKE YOU LIKE A STRESS BALL EEEEEE

*turns you into a velociraptor, the actual like. tiny feathered one*

@nya-of-water @frak-irl @verida-the-cutest

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*drops leg. screams and runs away*

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

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*sonic baby scream* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NO DON'T

YES

*nibbles leg*

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*runs away. falls over five times* VIVA LA REVOLUTION or something!

NO DON'T

YES

*nibbles leg*

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no human skulls are too soft.

we have short heads and and wide teeth for crushing.

this is why I prefer bowling balls.

Ha! Get feraled! >:D

...

Anon, I am about to attack.

Or better yet, sic my daughter on you as she is a toddler dragon.

She does need something new to chew on.

>:D

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I think it's the second one. :3

Do the Mountain Dragons have a high opinion of you? Cause I feel like they would considering that they are also an enemy of Lord Ras.

... 'High opinion' how-?

As in- High up on the list of people to murder?

Or as in, high status/respect-?

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okie

was browsing bootleg Ninjago stuff on shoppe and omg, they have baby thunderfang!

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I'm not old enough to be an arc dragon yet so you'd have to talk to uncle leaf blade.

but I don't think anyone would care if anything happened to her.

she's bitten everyone in the flock at least once since her hatching.

was browsing bootleg Ninjago stuff on shoppe and omg, they have baby thunderfang!

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she's like. reached her true potential or something. We should probably run.

Or something.

was browsing bootleg Ninjago stuff on shoppe and omg, they have baby thunderfang!

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um. I will poop on the ceiling.

What are you talking about??

I'm totally eating a LOT; definitely eating more than normal to make up from the past years and NOT eating even less-

And I'm TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY sleeping! Look at how well-rested I am-!

I'm as fit as a fiddle.

I don't know what you guys are talking about.

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Eat or I will scream.

What are you talking about??

I'm totally eating a LOT; definitely eating more than normal to make up from the past years and NOT eating even less-

And I'm TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY sleeping! Look at how well-rested I am-!

I'm as fit as a fiddle.

I don't know what you guys are talking about.

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D:<

What are you talking about??

I'm totally eating a LOT; definitely eating more than normal to make up from the past years and NOT eating even less-

And I'm TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY sleeping! Look at how well-rested I am-!

I'm as fit as a fiddle.

I don't know what you guys are talking about.

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skibidi TOILET!!!!

Hello, I’ve been hired by @pixal-borg-rp and @riyu-irl to be your therapist.

- @best-therapist-in-ninjago

Wh-huh??

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Courtney IS a child.

SHES A LITTLE POO POO GIRL WHO BREAKS NECKS AND BITE ANKLES AND SHES A JERK AND I HATE HER I HATE I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! SHES SO NOT SKIBIDI SIGMA!!!

I want to extract your skeleton and turn it into a chandelier.

-Courtney

What, what who is this what

WHY IS EVERYONE ATTACKING ME OR THREATENING ME WHAT

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I have sucessfully gaslit everyone into thinking my crown is attached to me. its not. I can take it off whenever I feel like it.