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seabass 🎸

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We're insane for this 😭 Have we really all had the same three songs on repeat??

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“you’ve already seen a movie this week” oh i’m sorry stardew valley am i not the backbone of this fucking town? did i not single-handedly fix the community center, the bus, the boat, and whip up a movie theater on top of that? am i not shipping out thousands of dollars worth of material on the daily and killing monsters for you people? collecting whatever bullshit you ask for? bringing you gifts tailored to your preferences? and when i wish only to play the crane game and get a dinosaur egg you won’t even let me in the door to PAY YOU MONEY? unbelievable.

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Backslide | Holding On To You | Glowing Eyes

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"I don't mind if it's lonely" - Backslide / Stressed Out (twenty one pilots)

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The famous meme that’s been going round, but fixed for the lyrics from Backslide which destroy me most emotionally…

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Senshi Dunmeshi 🤝 Samwise LOTR Cooking meals for loved ones

I recently started watching Dungeon Meshi and somehow came up with this crossover and I just had to draw it haha

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Honeytraps do not work on French spies because their wives are used to them having affairs, a television documentary about France’s equivalent of MI6 has revealed. [...] The agent known only as Nicolas, whose voice and face were blurred, says: “Defectors from the Soviet Union used to talk about the ‘French paradox’, namely if you surprised a Frenchman with a mistress by telling him, we’ve caught you red-handed with a 22-year-old called Tatyana, work for us or we’ll tell your wife, it didn’t work. “That was because he generally said: ‘Go ahead, show her, she’ll understand,’ or ‘she already knows about it’.”

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What if one of the music videos is just the forest fic, would that be crazy or what?

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y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it's supposed to be slow paced. you're a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren't yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????

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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “a little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me” 😳 you’ll be dropping “im sorry” like youre still around 🕯️🩸💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw them sleepin on your folks porch again dreaming she said she said she said “why dont you just drop dead?”

My buddy vampire Pete Wentz pacing: vampire william beckett is lying to us

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If NED is creativity, then are Ned's Breads food for thought

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Sitting here enjoying all the Easter eggs in this one shot.

1) Food Petrol Etc (the obvious FPE reference)

2) (Ned’s) Bayou: Sale 9 for $21 (9 bishops, 21 pilots)

3) Jim Dun Bubble Gum (So cute! Of course Josh had to sneak his dog in there)

4) Bishops Brand: Available here (with 9 tally marks)

4) The dangerous bend symbol on the trash can (fitting since that’s where he throws away the wasted bag after losing/eating/destroying the rest of the Ned hamburger buns)

May have missed some, but it is very fun to keep checking for new ones throughout the different music videos. And so many references to their old music videos too. They spoil us!

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