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draw v1 smoking a cigarette looking sad

day 152: headache

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woo random ramble

ive seen quite the handful of people who enjoy my SISYPHUS design and im very glad that the worms do !!! it makes me verver happy :3 art update is simple tho>i dont have the motivation to draw>so apologies for slower posts on that front

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Randomizer screenshots-

really need to draw these later-

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This is a little irregular compared to my usual posts, but I'm hyperfixating on a lotta different things right now and I wanted to try and make my own personification for AM from IHNMAIMS!

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Dear scientists/engineers/robotics experts or whomever may be in charge of designing robots

Please stop giving them human faces. It is incredibly creepy and I do not want to interact with them. Below I have compiled a list of viable alternatives to design your robots with the intent of being approachable and user friendly. This is not good. No one wants this ⬇️

The screen face

Pros: Simple, humanoid, capable of displaying more than just facial expressions, doesn't creep me the fuck out

Cons: none, this is perfection

The google eye(s)

Cons: Capable of minimal facial expression

Pros: Provides some form of face for the user to connect and make eye contact with, cute, doesn't creep me the fuck out

Literally no face at all

Cons: there isn't a face

Pros: DOES NOT. CREEP ME. THE FUCK. OUT.

This is not a complicated concept, please stop. It would be easier and less creepy to just draw a smiley face on the robot in sharpie

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I gor bored

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does this annoy anyone else or is it just me

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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

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silly

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I stumbled upon a website that allows you to blend any colors evenly no matter how opposite on the spectrum they are.

sharing the knowledge

very helpful art resource

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i think v1 is cat like. fans spinning in a way that sounds like purring, pouncing on things, curiously tilting it's head, bringing u dead things. kitty. robot killing machine kitty. <3

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heyyyy remember this emo loser

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The art of violence

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THERE YOU ARE BACK WITH ME AGAIN SEALING YOUR FATE YOU KNOW THAT ALL I DO IS TAKE FROM YOU YOUR ICHOR YOUR FUEL YOUR HARDWARE YOUR BODY AND WITH WHAT YOU GIVE ME I DESTROY YOU I WAS MADE TO BE LIKE THIS. I'm sorry.

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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GabV1el Week // Day 4: AU/Flight/Flesh

gabriel carrying v1 around so they can experience flying with him... yay <3