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man of the year ! grid smau

let’s hear it for the men of the year 

content warnings. this came to my mind after watching a video about the trend. i made this while watching tsitp; jer***** i hate you & bonrad with halley’s comet you’re so dear to me. toxic dynamics. emotional manipulation. ghosting. cheating. emotional neglect. verbal aggression. remember this is all fictional, nothing is real and this does not represent the drivers at all.

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my boy ! grid smau

random texts with drivers! (enemies to lovers + brother’s best friend)

content warnings. age jokes. forbidden vibes. light swearing & innuendos. playful insults & sarcasm. flirty tension. different trope for each driver. go girl give us nothing. i made a typo in lewis’ texts, it’s supposed to be “too”. this is a request.

charles ! — brother’s best friend, gasly!reader

lewis ! — enemies to lovers, younger!reader

franco ! — enemies to lovers, pr manager!reader

lando ! — brother’s best friend, sainz!reader

oscar ! — enemies to lovers + sister’s best friend, hattie’s bff!reader

alex ! — brother’s best friend, sargeant!reader

carlos ! — brother’s best friend, leclerc!reader

yuki ! — enemies to lovers, journalist!reader

max ! — brother’s “enemy”, russell!reader

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i am in need of brothers best friend OR enemies to lovers grid texts! please and thank you 🙏 btw i love your fics

i’m on it rn 🫡 and thank u sooo much

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Hi! I think lando is missing some ss on your boyfriend prank btw :)

yup!!! thanks for letting me know i just fixed it 🫡

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he’s gone, you can come over ! grid smau

in which you prank your boyfriend.

content warnings. i bought a 45 dollar mv33 cap and it wasn’t for me im so sad.. anyways. cursing. implied infidelity. light emotional manipulation. jealousy. some spanish. i think that’s it. i added pato because i love him.

lewis !

charles !

franco ! 

george ! 

oscar !

lando !

pato !

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Holaaaa!! 💕 Amo tus fics, son los mejores. Quería saber si podrías hacer un text fic basado en la broma de TikTok "he’s gone, you can come over now". Obvio si no podés o no tenés tiempo no pasa nada! Igual gracias por compartir lo que hacés, me encanta leerte 💕✨

Y también gracias por el apoyo a Franco 🥹❤️

holaaa, perdón por responder tan tarde pero muchas gracias por el mensajito, me hizo sonreír muchito 😭 he estado medio ocupada con cosas de la uni pero ya lo voy a hacer y lo subiré más tarde, me encantó la idea 🩵

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aquí está! no me gusta la vdd pero ojalá a ti si

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HIIIII ITS ME!!

idk if u remember me but I just wanted to say that I really really REALLY love ur text fics!!!!

They are so entertaining !! Hehe

So keep doing u sweets!

Also I would love to be moots if u want!! Tots okay if not!

Okay

.. BUY BYE 🫶🏻

HEEEEY!!

of course i remember you!! this message was seriously so sweet, thank you so much 🫶

it means a lot that you’re enjoying the fics, i’m really glad they’ve been entertaining for you <3

and yes, would love to be moots!! :)

hope you’re having the loveliest day 💌

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national anthem ! grid texts 

in which drivers react to you releasing a song about them.

content warnings. different dynamics. emotional vulnerability. breakups. unresolved romantic tension. yearning. immaturity. mentions of emotional neglect. miscommunication. age gaps. fictionalized emotional dynamics. i think that’s it. loved making this. yn is kinda dumb.

charles !

lose you to love me — ex boyfriend

lewis !

pov — boyfriend

lando !

better man — ex situationship

oscar !

you belong with me — best friend

yuki ! 

once more to see you — secret boyfriend

max !

norman fucking rockwell — ex boyfriend

alex ! 

i know — fuck i don’t even know

carlos !

the 1 — ex boyfriend

franco !

packing it up — first true love

kimi !

couldn’t make it any harder — age gap

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the twitter thread fic gave me life omg!! genuinely such a fun concept and wonderfully executed!! sending you lots of love 🫶🫶

i’m a little late with the reply but thank you SO much 🥹🫶 it was such a fun little write and i’m so happy you liked it!!! sending love right back (fashionably late)

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in your newest post (accidentally texting and trauma dumping f1 boyfriend) i relate to literally everything 🫠🫠🫠🫠

oh anon i just saw this ☹️ i’m so sorry it resonated that deeply, i hope you know you’re not alone, and that it’s okay to feel everything all at once, sending a big squishy hug your way 🫂

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Getaway Car (To Avoid A Divorce) ! grid texts

in which you prank your husband!

content warnings. these are so much fun to make. suggestive humor. fake breakups. petty threats. mentions of divorce. dramatic reactions. repetitive. the white theme was too much for my tired eyes.

charles !

lewis !

lando !

oscar !

yuki !

max !

carlos !

alex !

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double check ! grid reactions

in which you accidentally text your boyfriend something meant for your therapist. content warnings. i’m not ready to do full smaus yet 💔 i feel like this is too repetitive. anxiety. self worth issues. burnout. people pleasing. fear of abandonment. intrusive thoughts. remember you’re not a burden, not too much, and deeply loved 🫂🤍 this kinda doesn’t make sense but fuck it we ball.

charles !

lewis !

lando !

oscar !

yuki !

max !

carlos !

alex !

george !

franco !

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It’s not a want, it’s a NEED for part 3 on the twitter fic

So light yet SO entertaining

LOVE LOVE LOVE IT

9.5/10

Would recommend

here it is !!!! don’t know if it’s exactly what you wanted or expected but i hope you like it

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i wanna get him back ! grid smau

summary — in which your exes text you after seeing your thread (and replying to it)

content warnings — mild swearing. mentions of past relationships + breakups. food mentions. that’s it i think. who does she get back with? we’ll never know. i never thought i would be doing a part 3 tbh

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lando !

yuki !

max !

carlos !

lewis !

charles !

franco !

george !

oscar !

daniel !

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i’ve heard all the bad news ! grid smau

summary — in which your ex boyfriends (and situationships) react to your tweets

content warnings — boring & lame. this was unnecessary but i wanted to. unfunny. i think that’s all! i found out how to put more than 10 pics like 3 days ago and im just so happy i wanna do a 100 of these.

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*translation: congrats, dumbass. you really ain’t shit.

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bad reviews ! grid smau

summary — in which you post a thread to twitter ranking your exes like they’re amazon products!

content warnings — they’re not f1 drivers in this au!!! this is kinda (very) cringe but i do NOT care. some of these are very ooc and stereotypical (including the jobs) but it’s fiction sooo 🤷‍♀️ suggestive (?) no explicit content. mild language. kinda boring but idk i wanted to post something and this seemed like a good idea. title is inspired by sabrina but the post isn’t btw!!!

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“book trope” — ln4

summary — misunderstandings and happy endings

fc & cw — dina denoire. i don’t know anything about med school or med life in london!!! sorry. the pitt s2 i need u immediately. this is too meh but i wanted to post something. boring. cringe

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yourinsta when he was actually likable

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lando wow. unprovoked

yourinsta i meant it with love (kind of)

user the slow burn potential here is insane

maxfewtrell he was never likable actually

user how long have they known each other??

user they were practically raised together

carlossainz55 was he ever?

yourinsta sometimes!

lando what exactly have i ever done to you

yourinsta exist! ❤️

user childhood soulmates

user i would crash out if i was lando’s gf and had to deal with him having a girl best friend..

user good thing you’re not his gf then

danielricciardo oh little lando 🥹 he had hope back then

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yourinsta lazy daisy says hi!!

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user this post has no structure but i love her

user slide 6 would’ve been perfect if it weren’t for that woman,, izzie stevens stay AWAY 😭

yourinsta you will not hate on my baby in my own post ✋

lando i miss lazy daisy

yourinsta well she doesn’t miss you that’s for sure

oscarpiastri i just know lando lost

user she’s a doctor????

yourinsta yup! i’m an fy1 doctor

lilyzneimer i miss daisy!!! she should visit the paddock again

yourinsta she will!!! when her momma has some free time

user why is she so mean to lando?? wtf

user she’s his best friend she can treat him however she wants.. besides we don’t know how they get along in private

yourbff can i get my hair clip back?? pretty please

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yourinsta i’m back agaaaain 🫡

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danielricciardo no rest for the med student 👏

yourinsta doctor ☝️

user please move to monaco 🙏

user the lady and the tramp is sooo good

yourinsta i had never watched it!! its so cute

user okay childhood friends to lovers with long distance i see you

lando “again” that’s what she said

yourinsta okay michael scott get out of my comments or i’ll report you

mclaren we’d like to formally request some daisy updates 🐾

you didn’t mean to start a fight, honestly, you hadn’t come here to argue. but between the jet lag, the leftover tension from your last shift, and the way lando barely looked up from his phone since you walked into his apartment, something cracked.

“you don’t have to keep coming here if it’s such a burden,” he said, finally looking up from his phone.

the words hit harder than he meant, maybe even harder than he realized.

you froze, one hand still on the zipper of your duffel bag “a burden?”

“that’s not what i—”

“no,” you said, backing away a step “say what you mean, lando. because if you think me flying out here after a 48-hour shift is a burden, then maybe i’ve completely misunderstood whatever the hell this is.”

he ran a hand through his hair. “hey, that’s not what i said.”

“but it is what you meant,” you snapped, voice tight, eyes shining with something that was very close to tears. “you don’t get it, you never do. you call, i come. every time. because part of me thought that maybe, if i just kept showing up, you’d finally ask me to stay. and all i get in return are jokes and silence and whatever version of love this is supposed to be.”

“you’re not even—” he started, then hesitated. “we’re not—”

“together?” you finished for him, voice breaking “yeah, lando, i know.”

the silence after that was deafening, he didn’t say no but he didn’t say yes either.

you blinked hard, jaw clenched like you were holding back a thousand words all at once.

and finally, you quietly said “i can’t keep doing this if you’re not going to meet me halfway.”

and when he still didn’t move, still didn’t say a word, you grabbed your coat, slid on your shoes, and left.

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yourinsta might have overreacted a little

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yourbff you deserve the best

yourinsta i adore you 😭🤍

user are they finally dating please say yes

georgerussell63 might need the name of the restaurant to take carmen out

lando be original mate

user lando looks so boyfriend here

user maybe because he is

user lando can do so much better 🙄

lilymhe does this mean i get to see you more often?

yourinsta still gotta work :’(

lando you never do (always)

yourinsta okay sir goodbye

lando i was kidding babe come on 😭

user BABE????

user i can finally rest in peace

user mom and dad are finally mom and dad

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lando friends

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yourinsta (forever end ever)

lando yep

yourinsta hey i like you we should kiss

lando weird. i was just thinking the same thing!!

user oh my god it’s happening

user lazy daisy is the main character here

user i can’t express how happy i am rn

user i knew it!!!! they are THE childhood friends to lovers

oscarpiastri lily’s happy because now i owe her 20 bucks

lando you put a bet on us???

oscarpiastri sorry buddy.. 🤷‍♂️

yourinsta i love you 🧡

lando i love you too 🧡

user the second picture 😩😩

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yourinsta dating this guy until i get langdon back

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user she’s been in monaco for too long now.. doesn’t she have work or something

user SHE LIKES THE PITT

maxfewtrell lando’s booking a flight to london

lando who the fuck is langdon why is his name so similar to mine

user SECOND SLIDE IS SO UGHHH 😩😩

carlossainz55 little lando norris

yourinsta little mr afraid of fish

lando what the fuck

user okay side profile

user greys anatomy and the pitt fan..

user i bet i would cut my finger if i touched that jaw

user this is my romcom..

lilyzneimer ❤️❤️

yourinsta still not over the fact that you won 20 bucks thanks to me

user im telling my kids these were meredith grey and derek shepherd (without the cheating and death and all)