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How in the world did you do the troll voice? It sounds amazing and made me cackle so hard!

Author here breaking out of character, I'd planned to stop updating the blog as you can probably tell, but I'm so proud of that crack audio and video and so I'm jumping at the chance to talk about it.

SIDE NOTE: Genuinely thank you all for the love and support these past couple of months. This blog was supposed to be a dumb Christmas prank and it ended up evolving into so much more. I won't be coming off anon any time soon but just know that every one of you made me so happy with your interactions.

BACK ON TOPIC: Long story short, a voice modulation platform made it possible, link and parameters below the cut in case you want to play around.

The steps were:

Record standalone vocal

Put vocal through voice modulation (I used voicechanger.io)

Overlay instrumental track (I used Audacity as my audio software, it's free!)

Change the pitch of the instrumental track so that it matches the altered vocal

Add basic reverb, equalization, fix the timing, boost treble, etcetc

Add bar ambiance noises (I used this)

Export audio and send it to your friends so you can all also laugh together (important)

I attempted this in a few keys and found that lowering the pitch of the song vastly improves how the final product sounds like. Posting 2 samples I did before recording it properly, also below the cut!

I'm sorry this turned out so long, I'm really glad you liked and I hope this post gives you some fun insights 💕

XOXO, your fellow Vernon Roche Fan

VOICE MODULATION

Site: voicechanger.io

Settings were: Deep Scary: 0.06 Pitch Shift: -0.89 Ring Modulator: 0.38 (magnitude) / 3.35 (frequency)

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TEST RECORDINGS Some test recordings I did before recording and mixing it, in case anyone is interested:

The original register sounds like and produces... (IN MY DEFENSE I didn't feel like belting that day and my mixed voice is weak as FUCK so there's a lot of falsetto nonsense)

Lower register sounds like and produces… (I ran out of space on Tumblr and had to make a soundcloud askldasd)

Thanks for reading 💕

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Most wonderful. Hurry and delete your post so that I can be the only one to do so.

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

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That looks like a bunch of dildos. The rocks are pretty though.

Underwater Lilies

These barrel-shaped pieces are fragmented crinoid stems. This type of crinoid was a underwater lily-like creature which fed on the organic matter suspended in the water. Unfortunately, only stems were preserved at this outcrop, other elements were not found.

South Coast, NSW, Australia.

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Pretty sure Iorveth and I have had this conversation.

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Wedding idea gifts you asked for. Pretty stones in crochet Stjen likes. Vizima merchant has.

Thank you kindly. These are perfect and I'll get some before the weekend.

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It was a good show! @iorveth1040 was enjoying himself, I just enjoy collecting terrible pictures of him.

Date night with the continent's most handsome elf.

Caught @trollolo1273 live. Apparently it's some kpop cover. Bart's wedding is sure to be a blast.

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Date night with the continent's most handsome elf.

Caught @trollolo1273 live. Apparently it's some kpop cover. Bart's wedding is sure to be a blast.

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I'll bring wine. That red that you like. I miss holding your hand.

Hey uh. Can I come by your place tomorrow? It's about the interview you gave with that tabloid. Just wanted to talk.

Ah... Yes. Of course.

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Iorveth did an interview with the local gossip paper. Phone exploded with texts the minute it came out.

He hasn't spoken to me about it. Don't know how to breach the subject with him. Don't know how to tell him that yes, I would like to spend the rest of my short life with him.

Funny thing is I didn't know HE wanted to be with me. I'll grow old and ugly while he'd barely age a day. And I doubt his men would approve either. Clearly he doesn't give a shit, from what he told that bratty reporter.

Guess we've both been thinking about it. Truth be told I've been thinking about it since our fifth date. He gets along well with Ves and Anaïs. He makes me happy.

Should speak with him. Guess I haven't because I'm still so scared of fucking it up. Sometimes when I wake up next to him I feel like I'm still dreaming. Then he snores terribly loud and makes me gag with his morning breath, and I know it's real.

We have a ways to go till that level of commitment but I suppose communication is a good first step. I'll text him now and ask if I can go over tomorrow. Getting nervous just thinking about it.

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if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment

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My babygirl, i hate him so much

Fun fact, this is my first gif i ever made

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weekend plans

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I very much appreciate Witcher ships because every ship is everyone being an idiot in their own special way

Here are some examples:

Iorveth/Roche

Geralt/Iorveth/Roche

Foltest/Roche

Geralt/Dandelion

Yennefer/Geralt

Yennefer/Geralt/Dandelion

Geralt/everyone on the Continent

Dandelion/anyone ever

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Temerians and Nilfgaardians

Photos created in SBUI by Outspokenbeef15 on Reddit.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/Outspokenbeef15/

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It seems I've misunderstood.

When I look at Iorveth I see my future.

What do I see in that 'stinky guy?'

Everything.

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I don't usually look inside Iorveth when I'm eating him out.

What do I see in that 'stinky guy?'

Everything.