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Sometimes the most attractive thing a character can be is decaying.

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I usually present Scav as being pretty wet and pathetic

But they're low-key also a little bit badass

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i love when a selfshipper is like “well maybe i’ll just have a little casual crush on this character just for fun, nothing serious haha” like sorry to spoil you but that’s your new lawfully wedded spouse

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putting on the most insufferable loud music that my f/o hates while he drives me places because hes not gonna do a damn thing about it

Imagine making your F/O listen to insufferable music

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World's most embarrassing moment! I was supposed to voice Spamton for my friends' deltarune playthrough but when he appeared I got too flustered and embarrassed and blushy and straight up couldn't do it and had to pass off the responsibility??? Like kill me actually???

And stage fright of this nature is not something I normally get. I will voice the most ridiculous characters and lines with pride and self assurance. I could have even just defaulted to the voice I do for doopliss instead of stumbling and getting hung up on being unable to replicate my exact head canon voice for him. But I just couldn't. Like holy shit is that feeling what people talk about when they say they get tongue tied around their crushes because I've never experienced anything like that irl before???

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Another Slink and Scav interaction but it's a shitpost this time @partyhardyontitanic

Original images + full size of Slink's pfp under the cut.

99% sure the Internet doesn't exist anymore in tgd but had a little fun making a hypothetical twitter ui for it anyway

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OK I have a hard time telling who does and doesn’t like it so reblog this if you’re a selfshipper who is ok with getting anonymous f/o messages, notes, letters, greetings, etc in your inbox

(and to anyone who likes writing them, you can use this post to find people who enjoy accepting them)

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Shoutout to my fellow selfshippers who got progressively more serious with their f/o over time. Like it started off as a silly summer fling but now we’re locked in and I really don’t want anybody else 😭

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do you have an f/o who or whose true form is an object?

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I would commit so many health code violations for that man.

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Wow, y'all really wanted them to be even more soggy, huh? Well who am I to question the will of The People? Here you go: Scav in the aftermath of 1 ordinary and 1 very sinister bath.

And if you're wondering "wait is that a zipper?" Yes. Their boobs have been modified into a secret storage compartment.

I've been very mean to Scav maybe I should let some more good things happen to them sometimes

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Radioactivity, digital sketch by Victor Hugo Harmatiuk

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I've been very mean to Scav maybe I should let some more good things happen to them sometimes

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I've been very mean to Scav maybe I should let some more good things happen to them sometimes

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I've been very mean to Scav maybe I should let some more good things happen to them sometimes

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I've been very mean to Scav maybe I should let some more good things happen to them sometimes